James Patrick Riley

My unique talent is being an impressionist for 40+ years for therapy. I want to be a voice against marginalization. Comedy and satire are my tools of choice.

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Hello world: I'm hoping to be able to follow my family wherever they want to go. If you can spread the word, that would be great. Please read my story and share.

I'm raising money for Handi-Capable Mobility 2020. Click to Donate https://t.co/ItuE1GdoIT

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Why do many women love long, juicy, and delicious sausage, and once they have one, that's all they want? Seriously.

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@RealJamesWoods The problem is, this is a subject for adults to fight out. Not put our kids in that position. Being real. Of course, it's a lawsuit. That's a side goal. $

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@PhysInHistory With all due respect, wrong.

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@enews A few facts to clear the air.

1. God made all regardless of sexual details.

2. It's been proven time and time again that people are born how they are. Nobody chooses to be gay.

3. The worldwide medical community has set in stone that being gay is not an illness.

No hate!

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@theliamnissan We won't live to see it, but history will regard Trump as a colossal POS who was pure poison to real America, which is a beacon of freedom and grace (of course with unfortunate flaws).

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@right_side_up_ @usanewshq Don't use disability to bash Trump. That's extremely low class.

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@Amy_Siskind @Seamuskitty 2 pretty good looking.

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You know, I dont think China would ever try to militarily defeat America. If so, their economy would disappear because we spend the most money buying their products by far than any other country.

Russia wouldn't want China to defeat America because China would easily take Russia

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What if the oil companies keep fuel prices high even after the Middle East settles down because they can and because of evil greed?

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The worst vegan protest slogan...
"Eat Pussy Not Animals!"

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@Jvnior Fake.

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@PeriklesGREAT @JimmyStark20 Um, assuming those ladies are definitely 18+ years of age, anyone can use their imagination.

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Trump is doing the unthinkable. Staying in the White House after his time is over. In previous comments, he stated that he thought the US Presidency should be for life.

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https://t.co/42Nc6hB3aL

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@GP_Presss BS. Iran will be toppled and replaced by a new free government without tyranny.

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@ChinaENX If this is real, not gonna matter. US B-52 bombers are leveling Iran no matter what because Isreal has a secret deal with Trump to help them, and Trump is seriously mentally broken to say yes. Iran will be leveled soon.

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@IRAN_HD24 I find these fake posts funny.

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@khanadan99 Fake propaganda. Iran will fall soon and become free

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Would an AI comedian even flinch when bombing on stage? The sheer confidence and perseverance would turn the audience around. LOL

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What if that nutcase in North Korea gets jealous and says f**k it sending a nuke to Japan?