jess

livin’ in a world gone wrong

[J. Slai @JSLAi]

Me realizing Rihanna is pregnant again, and we’re never getting another album. 😭

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

being attached to someone who can’t love you properly is so traumatic

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Remember to recycle your pizza boxes

It’s for the Greta good

[Rihanna @rihanna]

Nahhhhh 😂! I love y’all so much!

[eliza @elizamclamb]

I hate when my boobs ruin an outfit. Like we could have been serving cottagecore but thanks to you guys it’s milkmaid MILF

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

I shut down when I’m irritated. talk to you again in 2 days

[gabitha. @igabitha]

still, at my big age, i immediately feel like i’m overreacting whenever i try to explain to someone why they hurt my feelings. the way i want to backspace, backtrack, delete my existence and pretend i never mentioned a thing. it’s so foreign to me to validate myself.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

Apologizing to my kids when I’m wrong will be normal as hell in my house.

[jess @JPakatar]

me calling my dad and asking what would happen if someone bought all the wood at Home Depot

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

Heart so big I done looked out for people ik spoke down on me

[jess @JPakatar]

Mrs.Prehn would hate this tweet

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

another day without using y=mx+b

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 is uplifting Tinashe✨ @venusianhunty]

Jenna Marbles coming back to youtube would 100% heal every single life problem i have rn

[Slow News Day @SlowNewsDayShow]

Yo I've done some shit in my day but I've never had the stones to do cocaine in a courtroom

[Loopz @lupittaa5]

Don’t let Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck trick you into getting back together with your ex

[Yaris 🪻 @xo_yaris]

Parents who stay together for their “children” are NOT doing their children a favor. I promise.