Jørdan Pattersøn™

Michigan State ‘21 ❇️

[MLB @MLB]

Oh, I leave quite an impression

423 feet to be exact! #ALDS

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Was not familiar with Skubal’s aura

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

I miss this ESPN 😕

[City of Monroe Public Safety Department MI @MonroePolicFire]

On 3/22/24 at 0336 hours, Ofc. Patterson stopped a vehicle for speeding. The driver was found to be intoxicated and was arrested for OWI. A search of the vehicle revealed a handgun under the driver's seat.  The driver was lodged for CCW and OWI.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

that nigga definitely dont know Hasbulla a grown ass man LMFAOOOO

[toby is the scranton strangler @OhHELLNawl]

That hill kicked everybody ass 🤣🤣

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Floyd having his way 😳

(via @ShowtimeBoxing)

[Aaron Ernest @TheTrackMamba]

When you don’t know how to play the game so you just press all the buttons at once https://t.co/srweJ6IZEG

[Jørdan Pattersøn™ @JPatts10]

@jenfoss_1 @JorgeCasero8 @AlexFoss45 😂😂

[City of Monroe Public Safety Department MI @MonroePolicFire]

Driver of a stolen auto led MPD on a pursuit. The pursuit ended when the driver tried to avoid stop-sticks & struck another motorist. The stolen vehicle is linked to a Home Invasion. The driver, who was identified as a juvenile, was arrested w/o incident & there were no injuries.

[Kendal Shell 🏁 @KendalShell]

This will never not be funny

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

WHAT A BATTLE! 🔥

#OTD: @MSU_Basketball took down Zion & Duke to advance to the @FinalFour! #MarchMadness

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

"Thank you, not goodbye"

[Anthony Broome @anthonytbroome]

The Pistons lead the NBA in wins that make SportsCenter do a whole segment on what’s wrong with the team they just beat

[Dennis Smith Jr. @Dennis1SmithJr]

Thank you to all the fans for the love and support. I’m excited to start a new chapter in Detroit and get to work with this organization, my coaches, and teammates. Ready for the opportunity!! 🙏🏾 @detroitpistons

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

It starts today, Detroit

#OnePride