JP

gay hippie unicorn

[JP @JPdisneyland]

Sea salt popcorn, red vines, and Big Brother. 😍

[JP @JPdisneyland]

Lol @ when you go to the store for batteries and also come home with all the snacks cuz you highhh 😂😂😂

[JP @JPdisneyland]

I have returned to remind you how much Dark Chocolate + Mint Kit Kat Duos slap!

[JP @JPdisneyland]

My apartment is a mess, and all I care to do is lay in it and binge Fuller House.

[JP @JPdisneyland]

@machinegunkelly looks like @aaroncarter lol

[JP @JPdisneyland]

In the past week, I have seen (and smelled) a squirrel taking a shit, and I have now accidentally bit into a Benadryl. I’m all for new experiences, but..:wtf! 😅🤣😳

[JP @JPdisneyland]

When I say I’m a “gay hippie,” what I mean is the other night I got stoned and spent over an hour trying to wrap my head around Madonna’s “hope it gives me birth each new” lyric from “God Control.” 😅😩

[JP @JPdisneyland]

Few moments in my childhood were as influential as @Rosie telling her talk show audience that she mixes buncha crunch into her popcorn. #lifechanging #25yearsofbettersnacking

[JP @JPdisneyland]

@savannahhhsmith 😂😂😂

[Carbi B @mingfire]

Y'all notice Derek F. can never say his eviction vote right? #bb23

[JP @JPdisneyland]

Yay, Milwaukee! Although I don’t follow basketball, some of my favorite childhood memories are going to multiple Bucks vs. Bulls games with family. 🥰

Proud to claim SE Wisconsin as home tonight. Cheers. #FearTheDeer

[JP @JPdisneyland]

Finding funny memes I forgot I saved the night before brings me such joy.

[JP @JPdisneyland]

After all the money spent, music heard, friends met, wet clothes, sore legs, rides ridden, and unhealthy food eaten these past 2 weekends, all I can say is…I hope YOU live your life in a state of YOLO sometimes too. 🤪

[JP @JPdisneyland]

My new bodega has Doritos 3D. I didn’t even know that was still a thing!

[JP @JPdisneyland]

Finding a Dark Chocolate & Mint Kit Kat Duo that I forgot about in my backpack after work is the best shit ever.

[JP @JPdisneyland]

“Dancin’ in my revelation
Underground pop civilization
Concrete poetry to feed my mind
Old symbolism was left behind.”

HAPPY 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY, BORN THIS WAY!! Paws up forever! 🦄🎉💞

[JP @JPdisneyland]

The black swan is 1000% @iamjojo. I’ve said it since day 1. #themaskedsinger

[JP @JPdisneyland]

If you want to feel better about your life choices, just know that tonight, yours truly ate a melting Choco Taco with a fork.

[JP @JPdisneyland]

@KellyClarksonTV best opening lyric? “Here’s the thing, we started out friends. It was cool, but it was all pretend.”

[JP @JPdisneyland]

Delta Rae’s “The Dark” album is spine tingling, soul piercing perfection. 💞🤟🏼 Listening party with the band tonight @ 8pm ET. 🎉 Facebook, Insta, YouTube @DeltaRae.