Jordan Peratalo

Minnesota Rube. Lover of coffee and gin. DPT from the College of St. Scholastica. He/Him.

[Jordan Peratalo @JPert13]

Build Quinn Hughes a statue

[Jordan Peratalo @JPert13]

I’m sick to my stomach watching Bovino talk on CNN.

[Joe Scarborough @ScarboroughNow]

Bondi to Minnesota: Turn over your voter rolls to Trump Administration and maybe we can figure something out.

[Jordan Peratalo @JPert13]

@MatthewBerryTMR @GLchop Henderson to outscore diggs by 25 to avoid the chopping block.

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

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@KoleRzuidmulder @AaronGleeman I’d rather go watch the twins play at all opposing stadiums at this point.

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@tlschwerz Who is worse, Jerry or the pollads?

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@tlschwerz Finch won’t be gone

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This guy is going to get the mvp my goodness. I hate Ant complaining about calls but having to watch Shai would make me consider finding a new team.

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@JonKrawczynski This is 100 percent the case. You can see okc rushing the refs to get the ball in. This whistle is crazy at times.

[Jordan Peratalo @JPert13]

Just change the rule to be called “grounding”. Clearly intent doesn’t matter.

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@Cassierae3 My favorite one has been s&s meats for ground beef and chicken. Like yes please I’ll take a bunch of each

[Jordan Peratalo @JPert13]

@frshmkr1 @MoDakhil_NBA @DanBarreiroKFAN @Money23Green BBQ chicken as I think they say now

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Last night's Nuggets vs. Timberwolves game tipped off at 10:42 ET.

Like many of you, Mad Dog wasn't a fan and for once, his First Take counterparts were in strong agreement including Kendrick Perkins who said he missed Get Up! because the game was so late.

[Jordan Peratalo @JPert13]

Reggie miller is awful at announcing

[Jordan Peratalo @JPert13]

@WBalut With Conley out? Might not be able to

[Jordan Peratalo @JPert13]

@Jayfill @lurchpurch @NBA @NBAOfficial Oh 100%. No tech if they didn’t see who threw it is understandable. But then to see him throw stuff x2 and make the same money symbol as Rudy, just to get fined the same is BS.

[Jordan Peratalo @JPert13]

@Jayfill @lurchpurch @NBA @NBAOfficial Less than impressed with the two crews so far. I honestly think the ref didn’t want to call a tech because he thought he messed up the kat charge call. Didn’t want to punish Denver twice. Not sure how Murray didn’t get at least a game suspension.

[Jordan Peratalo @JPert13]

First time I’ve ever cut the grass with the Timberwolves still in the playoffs. #WolvesBack