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parody

[Jas🖤✨ @JQMTC23]

@makeupbyicess #BigPhine foreeeevvvaaaa

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Thinking a grown adult is not aware of the bad treatment they giving you.

[Jay 🦴 @JaylenTheGOAT]

And when mall culture *officially* dies…ima need Auntie Anne’s to find her a storefront to work out of and keep business goin

[Raesibe Mamosebo @RaesibeMamosebo]

she asks nothing from you cause she knows you lack the capacity to provide it, how you should take this statement is based on your ego.

[t @franktimez2]

under my dictatorship, everyone would be required to read at least two books a month (no coleen hoover or 48 laws of power or atomic habits)

[Phella @iamphella]

This why you can't borrow money from people. They trynna big bro him

[divya venn @divya_venn]

being annoyed is the price you pay for community.

it means having guests when you'd rather be alone. it means letting someone live with you even when they get on your nerves. it means showing up for events that you'd rather not go to. it means turning the other cheek.

[kendall @filmbitten]

i don’t care what happens you will never catch me saying “graped” or “unalived” i have read 1984 lol language has power. replace a letter with a number/symbol if you need, but creating new words like that waters down their meaning and makes these issues seem lighter than they are

[Nyamekye @NyamekyeOA]

The love of my life flew me out to Iceland and gave me my dream proposal under the Northern Lights!! Never settle omg 🥹

[- @bonecarrier]

I still can’t believe that lady got so much backlash for saying she loves to have coffee in her garden with her husband. It was genuinely scary. That’s when I was like oh yeah people are miserable af

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

I feel bad for the people who weren’t there like we’re never gonna see something like this again

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

did they mass produce this exact setup for american high schools bc this is identical to my 10th grade chem lab

[nana 🍌 @callme_amani]

Your salary will compete with the cost of living

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

y'all are terrified of initiating conversation after conflict. i'm not your mother. i'm not whatever ex that used to blow up on you. i'm an adult that wants to hear you, be heard, and heal what's happened between us. silence is not a resolution.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Abuse
Miscarriage
Pregnancy
Losing a parent
Starting from scratch
Depression
Being cheated on

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Can we please stop comparing the lion to the tiger? A tiger is stronger, is heavier, is faster and more brutal than lions.

The lion is a fraudulent creature who paid influencers to call it “king of the jungle”. This overhyped wig-wearing fraud does NOT even live in the jungle.

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

list of things that elevate your food that I had to learn as an adult.

1. Salt & pepper on sandwiches
2. Oregano on sandwiches
3. Lettuce on any sandwich or burger
4. Lime on tacos
5. Lemon on fish
6. Lemon on chicken
7. Honey on yogurt

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

If you don’t take me out on dates, we are not DATING you are somebody who just keep calling my phone.