@WorstOffenders 292,000 feet divided by 5,280 (feet in a mile) = 55.3030303 miles.
I got in my car and drove for 55 miles while thinking about 55.3 miles of strangers dicks.
She is not my fiancée anymore.
@WorstOffenders Assuming they only screwed once a day and each penis is six inches long, and one stroke (in and out) equals one foot.
And assuming it takes 200 strokes to orgasm which equals 200 feet times 365 days = 73.000 feet per year. 73.000 times 4 years = 292,000 feet.
@WorstOffenders My fiancée, 25 yo, confessed she had a wild period in college. Over four years she screwed over 200 guys (dicks).
I am a math major. 4 years times 365 days = 1,460 days.
1,460 divided by 200 (guys) = 7.3 days.
So each week a new guy.
I really wanted to like Alan Ritchson.
Then I wasted HOURS watching Reacher and realized he’s a really shitty actor.
Then he opened his mouth and I realized he’s a liberal fcking retard.
What a damn disappointment!!
Feminism creates whores.
Whores lead to single mothers.
Single mothers create weak Beta males.
Weak Beta males create a weak society.
A weak society creates Communism.
@GOP_is_Gutless Feminism creates whores.
Whores lead to single mothers.
Single mothers create weak Beta males.
Weak Beta males create a weak society.
A weak society creates Communism.