Jordan van Zyl

I believe in coffee. Reading. Writing letters. Singing. Cats. Jane Austen. Grammar. And kissing. kissing a lot.

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

I dream of a better world. One without multi-level marketing companies.

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

This "man" is just so... mean. I'm ashamed he represents America, because he certainly doesn't represent me. https://t.co/fmEGZ52G0o

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don't watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came..

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

If we don't #letgirlslearn we will never have #womenwhowork . I have LOVED this movement championed by Michelle. Really sad to see it go. 😞

[Ashley P Bauman @AshBauman]

Our response to suffering exposes our entitlement to a good life because of our good works.

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

😂😂 https://t.co/Ohr04asHgC

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

I mean, I hate to be petty, but his hands really are tiny. WAIT SORRY I AM LISTENING I PROMISE

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

Who said it: "Drugs are cheaper than candy bars." Michael Scott or Pres. Trump?

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

I really want to live tweet this press conference but I literally cannot type fast enough.

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

@hannahjadams but I already bought 6 pairs of Ray Bans per your recommendation....

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

@nlems17 I listened live on NPR and literally gasped and yelled "WHAT?"when he opened with that..

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

One of the best parts about UGA! Ms. Sandra! https://t.co/4VdtrjkQLf

[UGA Dining Services @UGADining]

Ms. Sandra wants to wish all of her Boo's at @universityofga a happy #ValentinesDay today 😍

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

"I almost wish I was a Pats fan, but then I remembered I'm not made for the kingdom of darkness." -@lindsvanzyl

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

@SenatorIsakson Stop pretending you are for the people. You don't listen to your constituents, and we'll remember it come 2018.

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

@bboyeruga ahhh midterm elections! Totally spaced. Seeing too much red.

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

We keep fighting. And we vote out senators who value their wallets more than our kids. 2020 is the year. Stay strong, friends.

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 https://t.co/tSegGFznl3

[Audi USA @Audi]

Progress is for everyone. At Audi, we are committed to equal pay for equal work. #DriveProgress

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

Falcons won the popular vote tho.

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

My workout this week will obviously include learning Gaga's choreo. 🙌🏻#riseup

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

I seriously hate why we even need the word feminist. Like wanting equal rights is SO far out there on the scale of basic human decency.

[Jordan van Zyl @JRRGodwin]

THIS. I was literally mologuing in the car today about this. https://t.co/TI6YISbMhh