JR Schwartz

Snarky sports fan, #WVU Alum, Advocate for all things #Philadelphia, and conveyor of the obvious

[JR Schwartz @JRSCHWARTZ2]

Go 🦅 🦅🦅

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

IF YOU SEE THIS TWEET YOU HAVE TO REPLY WITH

“GO BIRDS”

OR ELSE YOU ARE ROTTEN SMELLY CHEESEHEAD WITH SWISS FOR BRAINS

GO BIRDS!!!!

[JR Schwartz @JRSCHWARTZ2]

🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[JR Schwartz @JRSCHWARTZ2]

How far does this have to go before we do something about it???

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Suspect taken into custody after a man was pushed in front of an oncoming train in New York City.

The 45-year-old victim is in critical condition.

Just in the past 28 days, there have been 48 felony assaults in the NYC transit system, a 40% increase from 2023.

Just last week a 72-year-old man was pushed in front of an oncoming train in a random attack. He required spinal surgery.

Video: VNP NYC.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

He’s burning it all down just to spite Trump.

[JR Schwartz @JRSCHWARTZ2]

It finally happened! I finally did it. Autocorrect change #Ducking to #Fucking in a text message. I feel so accomplished.

[JR Schwartz @JRSCHWARTZ2]

I’m pretty certain @JoshAllenQB has an “S” on his chest. 😳😳 #Superman

[NFL @NFL]

86 points
902 total yards
12 total TDs

Insanity 🤯

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

THIS is what Western North Carolina looks like today, as Joe Biden announces MILLIONS in aid to “rebuild Syria.”

Not to mention the $2 BILLION he gave to Ukraine and Africa this week.

REBUILD NORTH CAROLINA. NOT SYRIA.

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Liam Castellanos hitting tanks

Need him in centerfield in 2035

[JR Schwartz @JRSCHWARTZ2]

🤣🤣🤣 @dallascowboys

[Barstool ASU @tempebarstool]

Funniest stat of the day

[JR Schwartz @JRSCHWARTZ2]

Even the #GoalPosts will cheat for the @Chiefs 🙄🤣🤣🤣#KCvsLAC

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

CHIEFS DOINK FIELD GOAL IS GOOD FOR THE WIN 🤯🤯🤯

KC WINS THE AFC WEST

(via @NFL)

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Zack Baun:
- 11 tackles
- 1 sack
- 3 tackles for loss
- 2 QB hits

Best in the league.
#Eagles

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Just keep winnin' 🔥

#FlyEaglesFly

[JR Schwartz @JRSCHWARTZ2]

🔒 down

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

🏝️

[JR Schwartz @JRSCHWARTZ2]

#FlyEaglesFly

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

Saquon Barkley is now the #Eagles franchise single-season rushing leader

#FlyEaglesFly | @Saquon @Eagles

[NFL @NFL]

The @Eagles officially clinch their spot in the #NFLPlayoffs!

@budlight #EasyToCelebrate

[JR Schwartz @JRSCHWARTZ2]

🤣🤣🤣

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Missed face-mask call.

Better Vision. Better Calls.

Yes, we’re offering all NFL refs free modern LASIK.

[JR Schwartz @JRSCHWARTZ2]

There was ZERO offer made except to not make me pay for their mistake, but now I have to find food that won’t upset his stomach. After a year of spending $300/mo on #PetsTable, No mention of a credit, no effort put forth at all. #CustomerService really is dead. #StayAway #Trash

[JR Schwartz @JRSCHWARTZ2]

#PetsTable is a far cry from #FarmersDog. I expected WAY more from a @HelloFresh company. Sent me the wrong food with minimal remorse. I’m out of dog food and they can’t get me a replacement for a week. When I pressed as to what they were going to do, I was hung up on.

[JR Schwartz @JRSCHWARTZ2]

#FlyEaglesFly

[John Foley @2008Philz]

Quinyon Mitchell and Cooper DeJean are up to 101 combined targets this season without allowing a TD.

[JR Schwartz @JRSCHWARTZ2]

Current state of “The Climb” #WVU #WVUvsTTU