Michael Hunt

Television is the opium of the masses

[Michael Hunt @JRembz123]

Person: What's your name?
Me: ...*takes a breath* J. Mack
Person: No... Really what is it
#storyofmylife

[Michael Hunt @JRembz123]

In need of a Phineas and Ferb episode where Doof makes a “Vaccinator-inator” to vaccinate all of the Tri-state area and accidentally wins a humanitarian award

[Ella Septima-Hamer @jbrous41]

“So you saying it’s safe to go out without a mask?”

CDC:

[Michael Hunt @JRembz123]

@zakagan Mixed and a Fresh pressed tortilla @pancheros

[Michael Hunt @JRembz123]

My vegetarian girlfriend: “I’ll have the waffle blt sandwich but with no bacon, please-“
Me: “Woah woah woah... bacon on the side, please”

[Michael Hunt @JRembz123]

Love when the shower water is hot enough to scratch an itch

[Michael Hunt @JRembz123]

@dylanAscott The river runs deep

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

kiss me thru the phone hit different now huh 😷

[CBB Totals @CbbTotals]

Absolutley huge day tomorrow. Gotta love Taco Tuesday. 5 games on the board. All 1u plays. Tomorrow is for Harambe 🦧

[Michael Hunt @JRembz123]

@reppoha @ellierachsmith Ark Kansas

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

This is journalism

[Michael Hunt @JRembz123]

If I was in Nevada right now I simply would just count the votes

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

When Charlie Sheen revealed that he was HIV positive, the news led to a 95% increase in home-testing kits' sales, and the largest volume of HIV-related Google searches ever recorded in the United States.

[Michael Hunt @JRembz123]

Oh to be a fly on Pence’s head #VicePresidentialDebate2020

[Jonny Meat @JonnyBones]

Still got herpes

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

Yesterday by the Beatles is a pretty solid song. Read the first word of my last 126 tweets.

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[Michael Hunt @JRembz123]

@zachbraff

[Michael Hunt @JRembz123]

When you get a set up this good, don’t waste it

[Michael Hunt @JRembz123]

@SupremeHeadass Yes

[Michael Hunt @JRembz123]

My “Plagues and Societies” Professor has COVID-19