Buy grocery store sushi pack โ
Realize forgot chopsticks โ
Notice fingers not clean after putting air in tires โ
Eat sushi directly from package like a dog โ
Head nod to woman looking at me from car next door โ
My mom saw this Halloween decoration across the room.
Mom: "Who are the man and woman in those family photos?"
Me: "That's a Halloween decoration."
Mom: "No it's not. Who are they?"
Me, annoyed: "They're from your side."
How I Met Your Mother #himym reunion on the Fox lot picket line yesterday! Getting to see everyone again and march and sweat and stink together in the hot sun was awesome. Plus, coffee truck gauntlet thrown down. Your move, #modernfamily writers. #WGAStrong#WGAStrike@WGAWest