Jamie Rhonheimer

B Positive, The Ranch, How I Met Your Mother, Will & Grace, Yes Dear

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@craigigerard 🤣🤣🤣

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@NotThatGroff You can always walk

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Buy grocery store sushi pack ✅
Realize forgot chopsticks ✅
Notice fingers not clean after putting air in tires ✅
Eat sushi directly from package like a dog ✅
Head nod to woman looking at me from car next door ✅

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When RFK jr says a worm ate part of his brain, I'm guessing it was the part of his brain that stops you from sharing that story.

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@D22_soso @CMONEYMAKER @phil_hellmuth @philivey @RealKidPoker Interesting.

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That place in Five Nights at Freddy's is still nicer than the Chuck E. Cheese in Burbank where we had Max's 4th birthday party

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My mom saw this Halloween decoration across the room.
Mom: "Who are the man and woman in those family photos?"
Me: "That's a Halloween decoration."
Mom: "No it's not. Who are they?"
Me, annoyed: "They're from your side."

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@fasc1nate Bro, that's Timothée Chalamet as Wonka

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I know what he should cry himself to sleep on.
https://t.co/CUEkly4ELy

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

That’s the one

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Hey Discovery Channel, how do you suggest there could be a hierarchy among sharks and fail to call it a shark-ierachy? This is why you need writers.

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@katypurdy Funny

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And what did they get on AI???

[Chris Harris @justchrisharris]

How I Met Your Mother #himym reunion on the Fox lot picket line yesterday! Getting to see everyone again and march and sweat and stink together in the hot sun was awesome. Plus, coffee truck gauntlet thrown down. Your move, #modernfamily writers. #WGAStrong #WGAStrike @WGAWest

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Excellent article from the Guardian about the importance of this strike:

https://t.co/ynQUTLYaeS

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@milesbuckingham Haha yes

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Oh, 80 for Brady is a big hit, yet nobody cares about my spec feature 11s for Blevins.

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No one in the history of Casino Morongo has ever dressed like the people in a commercial for Casino Morongo.

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Great. Meanwhile Skeletor grows more powerful by the day.