Rufus T. Firefly

🚫DM, instablock. Unless your handle is @elonmusk. Then I might respond.

[Rufus T. Firefly @JRufusTFirefly]

@dagenmcdowell Disagree with you on a lot of things (agree on most), but still love to hear you give it even if I disagree.

He must be mad that you turned down his request for a date by saying that you preferred men.

[Rufus T. Firefly @JRufusTFirefly]

@CyborgPeds Jeep J-20 pickup.

Unsynchronized transmission. Parents told me to drive it back to school after I got my license. Alone. I learned by sound. 😅

I did go back, picked up a buddy and 🍻's and continued practicing until my mother spotted us.

Part of a misspent youth.

[Rufus T. Firefly @JRufusTFirefly]

@ScubaKim13 Michael Atkinson
Watercolor on wood. Only one he ever did.
In our dining room

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@ShamashAran I painfully read the whole thing before I realized...

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🥺

[Rufus T. Firefly @JRufusTFirefly]

@Arkypatriot Disbarment , followed by felony charges.

(Disbarment flagged by spell check 🙃)

[Rufus T. Firefly @JRufusTFirefly]

@HumamAnamoly Interior D-line

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@MikeyDiMercurio You look like you woke up at the crack of noon.

[Rufus T. Firefly @JRufusTFirefly]

@USN_Submariner Pretty strong resume:
CO, SSN 571
CO, CHN 9
COMSUBLANT

[Rufus T. Firefly @JRufusTFirefly]

@BuckSexton It's even more hilarious.

Teaching assistant for "Design anesthetics"

https://t.co/S9Jfl4O2BW

[Rufus T. Firefly @JRufusTFirefly]

@LangmanVince Saaaar! This is Keviiiiin. 👳‍♀️👳‍♂️ Please allow me to attempt to help you as I park this airplane. I can assure you that I am fully qualified to do so, if you will please allow me to help you.

[Rufus T. Firefly @JRufusTFirefly]

@BoLoudon @johnrich Every Yankees home game, in deep blue NYC

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@KyleSeraphin Surprised that the scope doesn't have the covers still on it.

[Rufus T. Firefly @JRufusTFirefly]

@BuckSexton That hair looks nice. Really highlights the linebacker sized shoulders.

[Rufus T. Firefly @JRufusTFirefly]

@johnondrasik A coworker once told me that his take depended on whether you had to talk to her in the morning.

I found that to be sound logic.

It has helped me wake up with the same woman for 40+ years.

[Rufus T. Firefly @JRufusTFirefly]

@MikeyDiMercurio For some reason I just thought about pizza in Dunedin.

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@KLexJones @Mrgunsngear Well a lot of cargo is loaded in their vicinity.

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@GrumpyOW She's got the stereotype down, recording in the car.

[Rufus T. Firefly @JRufusTFirefly]

@Ghostofcynthia Okay, it's funny.

And funnier because of the giant fork and spoon.

But...

I'm fixated on the horrible green color.

Maybe because it matches the paint in our entryway. For the last 20 years.

[Rufus T. Firefly @JRufusTFirefly]

@drsarah She also wanted to frame him for it.

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@yesnicksearcy I passed quantum mechanics (barely), but can't comprehend learning 30 seconds of this just by listening and repeating.