This is Trump’s Watergate.
Today, the @nytimes released a truly stunning report on the Epstein cover-up by the White House.
Collusion, breaking the law, evading subpoenas—it’s all in there:
- Trump quashing the files
- The VP, COS, DOJ, FBI, and others colluding in the Situation Room to stop their release and compliance
- Officials lying to the public
- Admin in-fighting and exits
- Officials who appeared in front of Congress during this time
Read the report here: https://t.co/prgyF2Isfg
@BrilynHollyhand GFY you dumb racist Maga shit
Your mom barely hooked up with a stranger in some truck stop restroom and forgot to use a condom preventing teen pregnancy...the result is an imbecile
According to a new report released today by the Miami New Times, Trump threw and funded underage sex parties at his Palm Beach golf course.
The president was made aware of the pending publication 2 days ago.
Maybe now you understand why we struck Iran last night.
This dude is certifiably INSANE:
"I love the inflation" on the day inflation ticked up to 4.2%, crushing American consumers even more."
That's going to fit perfectly in ads, right behind "I don't think about Americans financial situations."
The inflation rate in Biden's last month in office was 2.9%. Trump (supported by a Republican Congress) has driven it up to 4.2%.
Thank you, voters, for your attention to this matter.
https://t.co/2BWtpX5aEf
🇺🇸Trump has stated 55 times that he defeated Iran.
🇺🇸Trump has stated 35 times that Iran is destroyed.
🇺🇸Trump has stated 38 times that a deal is imminent.
🇺🇸Trump has stated 25 times that the Strait of Hormuz is open.
Elect a clown, expect a circus.
There are credible allegations made against Donald Trump that he mutilated a child’s nipples while raping her.
Allegations so serious, his inner circle had to meet in the Situation Room to discuss them.
I mean, how the fuck isn’t this the biggest scandal in the world right now?
On today’s episode of
Idiocracy-The Reality Show.
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Seems like President Trump is losing some of his mojo.
Napping at home in the Oval is one thing, but on date night with Dolan at the Garden??? Get that man a Diet Coke.
Sadly none of the cool kid celebs are coming to his $60M Wrestle Mania birthday bash… at least Lindsey G will be there! He loves wrestling.
I’ve heard he might be entering the cage himself. At 6’3 224 lbs he is almost in the exact same shape as the 6’4 238 lbs Jon Jones in his prime. Amazing genes I guess.
Thank goodness he did wake up long enough to end the war in Iran. Again. Again.
And stay tuned for a preview of next week’s episode where once again the war in Iran will be over. Again.
How many can say this:
New Yorker, February 2026:
$4.05 billion in family take from ventures that exist because he’s president.
Forbes:
his net worth went from $3.9 billion to $7.3 billion by September 2025. Nearly doubled in eight months.
Wall Street Journal:
$4 billion in proceeds and paper wealth from ventures launched since his re-election.
House Oversight Democrats’ wealth tracker:
$5.1 billion in new family money.
Bloomberg:
crypto alone added $1.4 billion in a single year. One-fifth of the family fortune now sits in digital assets that didn’t exist the first time he ran.
All that work is really paying off.