You'll probably want to buy my book. It's a story of drunkenness, relationships and fire-starting.
https://t.co/MxHVjukr2Q
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@MooseAllain I was going into a club mamy years ago and my friend didn't have ID. I told the bouncer I could vouch for her.
He said, 'how does that work then?' I replied, 'if she's underage you can chuck us both out.'
He pondered the logic of this, gave up, and said, 'oh just go in.'
My collection of weird intoxicating tales is almost a reality. Been checking galleys this week so nearly there. I hope you guys enjoy it. Will let @DrinkingStudies and @drughistory know when it's out 🍷👻
@MooseAllain I'm mainly on Mastodon these days but it's wonderful content creators like you (and thankfully still so many others) that keep me coming here now and again. All things change, but Twitter's far from dead, and I see no reason for any of us to suffer just to punish a pillock.
@MooseAllain Always loved this Asterix short. This was from the early 70s, when there was already concern about watering down of the French language, long before the internet came along. Goscinny lampooned those fears.
Brief translation in alt text.
Joe Pesci opened the next episode of SNL saying he wanted to smack her in the mouth. Sinatra said she needed "her ass kicked". Her records were pulled from airplay and burned and bulldozed in protest. She was more brave, and more right, than she ever got credit for.
@MooseAllain@BitbyBot Me too, when I was seven. My dad told me that it only had one side, and I kept wondering how we wouldn't fall off.
I was inside the boat when he walked past the window. I then realised that a) there was a fence on one side only, and b) it's so narrow there's no need to steer.