Mr. Sir

these are my tits (indiscernible)

[Mr. Sir @JSidmoney]

Every now and then I think of the time Nels Nelson saw me playing badminton in gym and exclaimed "Wow! A sport Julia isn't good at!" and how it was simultaneously a very nice compliment and a terrible thing to say as a gym teacher

[Mr. Sir @JSidmoney]

@murderxbryan I was driving with absolutely nothing happening in my brain and then suddenly I thought of this video again and almost crashed my car

[Mr. Sir @JSidmoney]

@viywitchgirl2 She just wants to get into your house

[Mr. Sir @JSidmoney]

@viywitchgirl2 Maybe if they sang another song together

[FIFA Women's World Cup @FIFAWWC]

Dance like you've won your first ever #FIFAWWC match! 🪩

@EnMaroc | #BeyondGreatness

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

Matchday Eve in Auckland 🌜

[Mr. Sir @JSidmoney]

@VelvetMacaroni 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Mr. Sir @JSidmoney]

@viywitchgirl2 For the hedonism

[Mr. Sir @JSidmoney]

@viywitchgirl2 I need to go here immediately.

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

I want to know what the Newsweek bisexual has Seen.

[Mr. Sir @JSidmoney]

It’s me

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Cutie Butt
United States Census, 1910

[Mr. Sir @JSidmoney]

I’m sorry but is this person birthing a fully grown man with a combover?

[Norman Freeman @Norman_Freeman_]

I wanna speak to the manager because what is this and why is it on my Facebook?

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

visiting my lifelong enemy on their deathbed, whispering this in their ear, and leaving the room

[Eggsquisite Armantè M.F.A 🥚 @ExquisiteWill]

I Need y’all to know how badly “Terrorism (FBI’s Version)” is taking me out

[Mr. Sir @JSidmoney]

I often think about moving out if California because, you know, the horrors.

But then also there’s the fruit

⚖️

[Mr. Sir @JSidmoney]

@viywitchgirl2 Man wrong place at the wrong time

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Executed https://t.co/DzLBnfnien

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

around the year 1500, medieval painter hieronymus bosch drew a person with sheet music written on their butt being tortured in hell.

500 years later, someone decided to transcribe and play the song. now, you can hear it too!