John Simmons 🇺🇦🇺🇲🇪🇺

I am a human on Earth.

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@TimRunsHisMouth You burned SENATOR Fetterman and his family so good! What a class act everyone! Round of applause!

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@sverresj Doing my boy Taft dirty. Big is beautiful!

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@TheBabylonBee Conservatives: "So true!"
Also conservatives:"Man I can't wait to kill my political opponents."

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@WallStreetSilv Wake up rest of country! Your food is banned in California!

Now what is your reaction, you conspiratards?

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@DanCrenshawTX Reap what you have sown.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad

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@VaushV @jordanbpeterson Up yours, bureaucratic city planners!

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@liberty_fabian I thinks it's hot! Btw, I have a bee sting fetish.

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@WallStreetSilv Good times will never end! *Me early 2020*

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@DylanBurns1776 The NATO base is coming from the house!

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@lib_crusher No no no! You are the easily manipulated fools!

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@elonmusk Can we have a twitter green? Double the price, but take the extra cash and donate to carbon offsets?

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@BornAKang That moment he realized he was too old for this shit.

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@jordanbpeterson I can't tell if these comments are real or satire. It's just comment after comment of people who read a a headline on some right wing blog and now repeat it.

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@EverydayWarren Mfs getting college degrees and living better than college students. Free gym, free food, free room. Focus on them academics!

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@universal_sci Carbs are woke. Red-pillers only eat things that can be afraid.

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@SBakerMD Why does everyone have to be an extremist? Just fucking eat meat and vegetables you dipshits!

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@Pat_Kc @PopBase You know house expensive it is to eat out mf?!

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@elonmusk Thank you, sir! May I offer to fellate you? You are number one CEO! Please be my daddy. Twitter is the best run company evere!

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@benshapiro What did Cruz do after he got back from Cancun? Did he just shrug his shoulders and say Oh well I don't control the power grid?