Johanne Steinlien

Nordlenning, Hufflepuff, Rumpeldunk/quidditch, gamer

[Cinnamon Girl @FairyyFawn_]

I don't want a weighted blanket. I need a large man to lay his full body weight on me and crush me in his arms.

[Vatnik Soup @vatniksoup]

So it seems that Elon DOES KNOW the difference between "my heart goes out to you" and a Nazi salute.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Don't let anyone gaslight you.

Everyone saw what happened.

[lol @vvvmiserable]

sifan hassan wearing her hijab at the closing ceremony as she gets the gold for winning the women’s marathon. in france.. where they’ve banned the hijab… my queen 🫂🥇

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Trump is so weird.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Hold the fuck on, hold the motherfucking fuck on a second… are people actually out there talking about a Trump win being “inevitable”?
You’re talking about the twice impeached, quadruply indicted, 34-times convicted, adjudicated rapist, business fraud who kept our national security secrets in his f’ng bathroom and wanted to see his VP hanged for not breaking democracy?
The sociopath who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day and asked about injecting bleach is some kind of fucking “given”?
The “dictator on day one” who said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and would inherit a Supreme Court that would actually let him? That guy’s winning is already written?
Really?
The child-separating racist who is promising detention camps and mass deportations?
The Putin puppet who’ll abandon NATO?
We’re just gonna surrender to that fucking guy and all the accompanying awful that comes with him?
Now? In JULY?!?
Because he’s got a pantyliner on his ear thanks to a twisted fuck who got his hands on a weapon we’ve all been trying to ban??

Are you fucking high?

[Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman]

If you're Andrew Tate, why even live at all?

[Johanne Steinlien @JSteinlien]

@miebiee Så gøy! E veldig forskjell på 17.mai der oppe og f.eks Oslo, men det e alltid godt å se at ting e som det bruke være der hjemme 😂

[Johanne Steinlien @JSteinlien]

@miebiee Haha fra hjembygda mi! 😂 tweeten din dukka opp, fordi en eg følge likte den, og eg flire meg ihjel av at eg fant det her på twitter!

[Visit Norway @visitnorway]

For the first time, a national pavilion at the Venice Biennale will be devoted entirely to Sámi artists.
https://t.co/ko1sAild4T #norway #Sápmi #BiennaleArte2022

[Johanne Steinlien @JSteinlien]

@QuarterJade I ordered a hoodie and the beanie during the first pre-order and it was unable to deliever,for some reasen,was sent back and i havent heard anything bout it yet! 🥲

[Emil André Erstad @emiers]

Ikkje for å øydelegge argumentet ditt med fakta, Listhaug, men eg har eit vagt minne av noko greier som involverer ei folkegruppe nord i landet vårt.

[Johanne Steinlien @JSteinlien]

@RivumAsh @jska00 Could you please tell where the bikinis from, its gorgeous! 😍

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

How dare you HOOMAN!

[Lene Westgaard-Halle @LeneWestgaard]

Thx for reminding us that 🇸🇪 did NOTHING for 🇳🇴 on this day in 1940. That you let Hitler invade 🇳🇴 as you looked the other way. Yes, it is a long time ago, and we understand it was difficult times. But I really hope this is not how 🇸🇪remembers the most horrible day in 🇳🇴 history

[Ann B @abergeba]

The Norwegian prime minister Erna Solberg as insects.
A thread. @erna_solberg