Jenny Sussin

Manager of #Gartner #CX and #sales analysts - former IBM, Marist, milkshake and gummyworm addict - but I speak only on behalf of myself.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

As society reopens, I can’t help but notice that things still cost money. Really disappointing. Thought we would’ve figured this out

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

In my experience, the best solution for burnout is to cook it out instead. Nothing a little sunshine, a rack of ribs, and a plate of mac ’n cheese can’t fix.

[Ryan A Boyles @theRab]

Update: @JSussin @NoahGK and i are hosting A Salute to Scott on Monday May 17 at 7:15CT to gather IBM colleagues and friends of @scottlaningham to share stories about him. Stay tuned to this page for stream info and DM me if you'd like to speak. https://t.co/2JV7kaFdeu

[Jenny Sussin @JSussin]

Now here is a guy who works hard and has a well earned reputation. Congratulations, my friend! And a kudos to our buddy @BhullarBindi who joins Ed at the top of the list! @Gartner_inc @Gartner_IT #IIAR

[Fab Cookies Analyst @fab_biscotti]

Congrats Ed 2nd in the Analyst of the Year 2020 @IIAR awards

#IIAR @Gartner_inc #ARchat

[Jenny Sussin @JSussin]

@julierhopkins Your mom game is too dang strong.

[Jenny Sussin @JSussin]

@julierhopkins your kids are too grown up for you to be liking my tweet this early.

[Jenny Sussin @JSussin]

I know that I don’t want to get rid of Twitter, but I also know that I feel immense pressure when someone starts following me. I AM TRYING TO BE INTERESTING AND INSIGHTFUL AND I AM SORRY IF I AM DISAPPOINTING YOU. I probably need therapy for this...

[Jenny Sussin @JSussin]

This is what class looks like

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Jill and I send our thoughts to President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump for a swift recovery. We will continue to pray for the health and safety of the president and his family.

[Jenny Sussin @JSussin]

Wait, my computer needs to unfreeze for me to get work done?

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Everyone who watched that debate deserves $1,000 a month.

[Jenny Sussin @JSussin]

Why am I watching this? #lasttweetonthetopic

[Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney]

If you need tonight’s debate to decide who is more fit to be President I can only assume this is the first time you’re turning on your tv in four years.

[Jenny Sussin @JSussin]

Had to search my old analyst files today. In my time as a #social #crm #cx analyst with @Gartner_IT I took briefings from 415 different vendors 😮 - that was over about 7 years, but that isn’t just one call per vendor. Think of all of the odd facts floating around in here.

[Andrea Hong @andreahong]

Me while pregnant: I’m going to be super minimalist and only get the basics. Our place isn’t huge and baby goods are a racket!

Me with a 4 month old: You say this offensively colored thing that takes up the whole apt will entertain my baby for 10 mins?!! ADD TO CART.

[Jenny Sussin @JSussin]

This got me tho

[C.A. Pinkham @EyePatchGuy]

If I ever die from COVID, please know that my dying wish is that my corpse be catapulted at high speed directly into Mitch McConnell’s bedroom window at 3 am

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Let her go.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Trump says he might not accept the 2020 election results. If he needs a recommendation, I have a great therapist who helped me accept the results of the 2016 election.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Peaceful protesters upset about police treatment of minorities since George Floyd's death seem to be getting lost. News networks are jumping from city to city to show fires and confrontations. Some worry about the time spent on violent demonstrations. https://t.co/dbNbnoVR6B

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

We need a new President.

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

I think we may have to account for the distinct possibility that the people who sounded the most apocalyptic about Trump were not being hysterical - they were right.