Sensei ShagFace

Something you’d find in the middle isle at Lidl

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Can’t believe Darius is dead, I was having an alright day n all but now I’m just feeling blue

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@RylannalyR @Mitchthommoo95 this is mental 😂

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@greenall_craig @SkySportsRL Beauty that want it hahaha 🤤🤤🤤

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Last night I dreamt I was peeling the worlds biggest onion, only to find out when I’d taken all the layers off it was an iceberg lettuce lol

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@emmaclayton_8 Had em since March pal digestive tract is in bits thanks boris

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Made spag bol last night that gave me chronic shits, you may as well have called it spa(nal prolapse)g bol

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Swear to fuck if I hear that driving licence song again I’m gonna contract covid, get a Prince Albert and take a long hard swerve into the central reservation

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Lockdown has happened and things are not normal atm but some things never change, Garforth still stinks of shit

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When Boris Johnson catches me going for my 5th jog

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The last supper in glass blower were emotional

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Fuck me ive just shit my pants

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Selling Leeds fest tickets again if any of u sluts fancies it for the weekend / day, cheaper booking fee than if bought through the main site selling on behalf of Verve Arena tah

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@Fisherrd01 @NorthernFaiI @northernassist Give em some pasty fiddy fish

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@hollieSlinger Give em some fucking pasty sling

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@amylaurenx0 Me moving out old cock all best

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@amylaurenx0 Show us your axe wound

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Last night I dreamt I lived in one of Ant McPartlin’s forehead creases

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Mad that koalas aren’t extinct, born with the clap proper time bomb that before shit ends up infertile

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@DaveBensonPhill What takeaway was it Dave?

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Fell asleep on pot and r lass ate my pizza absolutely wounded