Trevor Wells

CFC Austin FC Texas Longhorns

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@ChelseaFCAustin @ChelseaFC Proper Chels this one, my best mates first born son Henry looking class in his first kit, miss seeing everyone! #utc

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@AustinFC @MLS @MLSes @FOXSoccer @FOXDeportes Arriba Inglaterra caballeros! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@fmdestekcom Wank motion

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@ExpectedChelsea I think he’ll return to form after having a proper offseason to get healthy.

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@MrGeorgeBenson What about Chelsea fan?

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@GoldbergCFC We got your back bro.

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@Nicocantor1 Our songs/chants sorely need an upgrade.

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@ConnCFC I don’t think he’s going to start, may get brought on as a sub if needed.

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@GoldbergCFC When you factor in the cost it would take to get Enzo, it’s easy to understand why

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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@PeteNakos @On3 https://t.co/4kpFAndm67
You’ll be hearing this one a lot in every road game you dirtbags play in.

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@finebaum @dennisdoddcbs https://t.co/4kpFAndm67
This is going to be playing in every road stadium these scumbags turn up to

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@TirbyMo @kirbyhocutt @TexasTechFB Can you even say this bullshit with a straight face? Fooh

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@CarefreeLewisG Sadly, he’s better than any other coach we have ever had.

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@FootyScran 🇲🇽 by miles in the scran game

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@ConnCFC How many players do you realistically think they are going to sell this summer?

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@On3 @Joseph_Duarte Of course he said that, they are desperate to have a game this season that has more than tens of viewers.

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@AJ_DonWilliams @CSOonX Of course, he said that, they’d love to have a game this season that has more than tens of viewers.

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@RedditCFB That’s what you took from that? 🥴

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@Jeff_Coop27 Horrible season, but this was still satisfying. If Spurs get relegated, I’ll miss the automatic 6 points next year. 😂

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@Chelsea_NJblues @CFCPys @David_Ornstein @ChelseaFC Calm your tits mate. 😂