Jim Terpretations

[Jim Terpretations @JTerpretations]

"forgetting about harambe is like messing up a snapchat streak"

[Jim Terpretations @JTerpretations]

"lmao i forgot about Harambe for like at least the last 24 hours"

[Jim Terpretations @JTerpretations]

@Chargers liar

[Jim Terpretations @JTerpretations]

"David Foster Wallace - is he like a character or..."

[Jim Terpretations @JTerpretations]

"Who the fuck works at 11am?"

[Jim Terpretations @JTerpretations]

"Wait, so you're telling me that the West Athens Distance Project has just been Latenite and Siqs this whole time?"

[Jim Terpretations @JTerpretations]

"N word scissorhands"

[Jim Terpretations @JTerpretations]

"Men's field hockey is a sport?"

[Stanley McGeneral @youngzeegy]

4 turkey sausage links on a plain bagel, Jossi's injustice make the world less stable! #justiceforgrumbles

[Jim Terpretations @JTerpretations]

Desk: hey jimmy, what's your password?
Jimmy: *says exact password out loud, making sure to specify capitalization*
Desk: ...

[Jim Terpretations @JTerpretations]

"Yo, how do you do Espinoza?"

[Jim Terpretations @JTerpretations]

@WhatHankSaid "that's not true, b/c they tell u your BMI, which is bullshit... well, I guess they're technically not wrong about the number"

[Jim Terpretations @JTerpretations]

"Life is as racist as you want to make it."

[Jim Terpretations @JTerpretations]

"I love frosted flakes because they're basically like Doritos with sugar."

[Jim Terpretations @JTerpretations]

"Charlotte's only claim to fame is that Kyle was in her customs group." @HC_Bees

[Jim Terpretations @JTerpretations]

“@FollowBackJonny: Just got an oscar for my performance as sauce IM FUCKIN AWESOME” #bigsauce

[Jim Terpretations @JTerpretations]

“@FollowBackJonny: I love bein sauce” #bigsauce

[Jim Terpretations @JTerpretations]

“@FollowBackJonny: im in a wicked hard tree and im sauce” #bigsauce