J Hefelfinger

I like comedy and long bus rides on the beach.

I'm sorry Monday, thanks for coming in but we just hired someone two days ago.

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

I've got a goat in the backyard with his nose cut off

Really, how does he smell

Awful
#OldJoke

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

No one’s perfect but strangers can be

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

@folkslinger Good to know!

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

@DocBrownLloyd Great Scott!

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

I just had a website ask me my cookie preferences, I hadn’t really gave that much thought. I’m torn between oatmeal raisin and chocolate chip. #CookiePreference

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

@musk_news13 Yes

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

@DashellRFittry Congratulations!!

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

@elonmusk Get better information out about what’s actually happening in house and senate bills. Try to find a way to get real public opinion about big ticket items that affect everyone.

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

@Ruth_A_Buzzi Yes, but, did I really want the groundhog

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

@pattonoswalt Happy birthday! I think they’re all great actually. I hope you’re having a wonderful day!

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Be kind today. It's needed, and it's contagious and whatnot.

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

@DashellRFittry We’ll miss Saylors

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

I just clicked on profile, it’s a picture of me from the side. Makes perfect sense

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

If it happens one time, it’s diculous, more than once, rediculous.

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

@flaveydavie I never talk to him, he must have mad respect for me

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

@flaveydavie @NWSPittsburgh Seems like that’s how percentages work

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

@EmoPhilips Enjoy the appropriately named shows!

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

@funnybrad Who will make my copy of mijilnor now?

[LandonTengwall @LandonTengwall]

The refs just completely changed this game… are you really telling me there’s enough evidence to overturn the ruling on the field? Refs ruined this game

[Meredith Salenger @MeredthSalenger]

If you are turned away at the polls – your verbatim response is: “give me a provisional ballot with a receipt as required by law.”

[J Hefelfinger @JTheHef]

@StevenEYates I love the senior strings