J Univ Rejection

The founding principle of the Journal of Universal Rejection is rejection. All submissions, regardless of quality, will be rejected. Tweets by Caleb Emmons.

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Do not worry about your difficulties with rejection. I can assure you mine are still greater.

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At the Journal of Universal Rejection, our likes have always been private.

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Very true here at J. Univ. Rejection

[Dr Raul Pacheco-Vega @raulpacheco]

“What I had to face, the very bitter lesson that everyone who wants to write has got to learn, was that a thing may in itself be the finest piece of writing one has ever done, and yet have absolutely no place in the manuscript one hopes to publish.”
― Thomas Wolfe

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@AuthorGFAllen Does becoming a zombie count as surviving?

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In chess they now use "centipawn loss" to judge a GM's move (how much worse it is than the best move found by a chess engine).
Who will calculate "centiheart loss" for each line of a poem?

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@dontattempt I was on the fence, but now, quixotically, I'm tilting at them.

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Stealing

[MatGost @MatGost]

Exciting new rejection letter format, where they seem to be doing the erasure thing in advance 🤣

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

paper's almost done the only thing still missing is what the point is

[Out of Context The National Lyrics @LeighChadwick5]

HOT TAKE: All points of view and tenses are useless and awful. Let the pages be blank as we fall deeper into our own despair, waiting for what will never come.

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Imagine the scale of our loss

[Phil Goldstein @philgoldstein]

Have now been rejected by a particular journal 14 times. Will keep trying. But for now, it's their loss. Keep on keeping on, folks.

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Instead of trying to cover all the lands in a second darkness, Sauron should have just opened a kitchen supply store called Mordor & Pestle

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nice

[Ali Herring (closed to queries) @HerringAli]

What is WRONG with our country!

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Oh dear 😳

[Dr Raul Pacheco-Vega @raulpacheco]

I feel like we should measure our success for how many people we have lifted up instead of how many we've put down.

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Do most peoples thoughts charge rent?

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@Johnie It's preparing your "Laundry Year in Review" slideshow

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

wow 😊

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Imagine being the first person to get a ceremonial key to the city and you're like "wtf?!" when it won't open the gates

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It takes a village to raise a village idiot

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Don't let crappy be the enemy of happy.

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@FinitePhysicist Too soon.