Jordan Von Tress

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[Jordan Von Tress @JVTress]

You can almost always tell a persons age by which finger is their primary typing digit (thumb vs. index)

[Jordan Von Tress @JVTress]

@KirkHerbstreit Wait, you have a dog?!

[Aflac Kickoff Game @AflacKickoff]

Score our final pair of giveaway tickets to the @GeorgiaAquarium!

Like + repost to enter 🦈

[Jordan Von Tress @JVTress]

@AflacKickoff Gamecocks by 90

[Aflac Kickoff Game @AflacKickoff]

Mini helmet giveaway!

Like + RT and comment which Game 2 team you’re rooting for to enter. 👊

#AflacKickoff

[Jordan Von Tress @JVTress]

@BCrawford247 @GamecockFB @CoachSBeamer Shouldn’t we measure win % instead of wins? Shorter seasons before Spurrier.

[Jordan Von Tress @JVTress]

Yo @ESPNStatsInfo Will Musgrave was never the head coach at @GamecockFB. This person isn’t the special teams coordinator at UGA either.

[Jordan Von Tress @JVTress]

Brilliant idea: Why don’t we all pay someone to go house-to-house, collect the trash and bring it to this location?!

[Mayor LaToya Cantrell @mayorcantrell]

Beginning this morning at 11AM, the City of New Orleans Department of Sanitation will allow residents to dispose of bagged household garbage at the Elysian Fields Transfer Station

This will be free of charge, temporarily, while our sanitation contractor capacity increases.

[Jordan Von Tress @JVTress]

👏🏻

[NOLA Ready @nolaready]

Starting Aug. 16, everyone in New Orleans age 12+ must show proof of at least 1 dose of a #COVID vaccine or a negative PCR test within the last 72 hours to do activities with a higher risk of transmission. This is in addition to the indoor mask mandate.

🔗https://t.co/a6hSmwm28V

[Eric Topol @EricTopol]

Highest cases/capita in the world, state or country, with population ≥ 1 million
1. Louisiana 99/100,000
2. Botswana 98/100,000
3. Florida 90/100,000

[Jordan Von Tress @JVTress]

Most telling sign that these #Olympics aren’t performing well is the lack of viral gifs or memes.

[Jordan Von Tress @JVTress]

Have any of y'all ever been able to find the $59 Southwest deal in these emails? Is it like a golden ticket situation?

[Jordan Von Tress @JVTress]

After a year+ of zoom-only meetings, it’s shocking how many of you live with beeping smoke detectors in your homes.

[Black Tech NOLA @exploretechnola]

Don't miss Jordan Von Tress with Lucid @lucid_hq . Get your tickets today! #blacktechnola #techartculture #btn2021 @explorepossibilities

[Jordan Von Tress @JVTress]

Can we create a “report to insurance” button for anyone recording and uploading videos while driving?

[Jordan Von Tress @JVTress]

Years down the road, will Trump supporters reenact the insurrection like they do with Civil War battles?

[Jordan Von Tress @JVTress]

"Hey, they took things out of context!"

"Here's us doing a search for the word 'fight' with no context"

[Jordan Von Tress @JVTress]

@JustinKing I was there too, view from the ramp: https://t.co/G7wf9Iydcz

[Jordan Von Tress @JVTress]

Trying to avoid everyone's take on this GIF.

[Jordan Von Tress @JVTress]

Impeach. Remove. Now.

[Jordan Von Tress @JVTress]

The #Gamecocks haven’t had any Covid issues because we can’t catch anything.