John Day

[John Day @JWD_NJ]

@Fortune500 As sympathetic as this revelation sounds, it avoids a more uncomfortable truth: why does it take five years of training to work on a truck in the first place? Framing the issue only as a labor concern risks ignoring the structural dimension. Complexity is a design choice.

[John Day @JWD_NJ]

@DOGE @DOGE_USDA @DOGE_SSA Suggestion- Some wealthy individuals have expressed publicly they don’t pay enough in personal taxes. Create a new account at the US Treasury to receive gifts to reduce the debt, so they can self-remedy their concern. Make “Gifts to Reduce the Public Debt" possible for anyone.

[John Day @JWD_NJ]

@DOGE Recommondation - the country needs need a big, Jerry Lewis style telethon annually — to allow those who don’t believe they’re paying enough to sashay across the stage and present their check to the national debt. Timpani drums rolling.

[John Day @JWD_NJ]

@DOGE @DOGE_USDA @DOGE_SSA The college search and application process, end to end, is a mess. Please move it all to an online matching-matchmaking system where universities apply to the prospective students rather than students applying to universities. Families would receive fixed-price bids for degrees.

[John Day @JWD_NJ]

@DOGE Oompa Loompa, doompety dun,
This is the cave where efficiency’s shunned!
Oompa Loompa, doompety dee,
Scan in your form? No, that’s too extreme!

[John Day @JWD_NJ]

@DOGE Oompa Loompa, doompety doo,
We've got a paperwork nightmare for you!
Oompa Loompa, doompety dee,
Stacks of retirement forms—no one is free!