JW Dorenbusch

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@JerrySeinfeld I have a joke idea for you if you’re ever interested…it’s about mosquitoes and I think right up your alley. Is there any way to send it somehow?

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@nclottery tell me how $100 doesn’t get me one single PowerBoost when that’s the name of the goddamn game???! Wtaf?? yall are a scam that needs to be dismantled. There’s no possible way it’s random and after 18 years and BILLIONS of $$ where’s the benefit to the school system?

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@SStricklandMMA if you started a podcast, dude, I’d love to try out as cohost! I think we’ve got a LOT in common and it’d be a blast!

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@McDonaldsCorp PLEASE RENAME YOUR “DRIVE-THRU” TO “PLEASE PULL UP AND WAIT AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES. IT’S MORE ACCURATE AND KEEPS YALL FROM BEING FAKSE ADVERTISERS. #irritatedrepeatcustomer #mcdonalds

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@MoreheadCityGov apparently, it’s ok to put on your lights and sirens so you can pull out of the fire department just to clear the way for a Walmart run. #MC3 I’ve never seen as much lights and sirens abuse of power as I have in #MoreheadCity

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@toddstarnes tail numbers match plane owned by Greg Biffle

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@MoreheadCityGov who gave the final ✅on the middle turning lanes on 70? You do realize that now neither turning lane can see past the cars turning opposite way? Or maybe thought adding 87 turning lanes would solve that? #askingforafriend

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@MissaLynn94 @leparrd2011 So, you’re not a “trashy bimbo” bc you didn’t show what inspired your post to begin with but randomly posting that to no one that asked makes you…? Idk, a “word whore” maybe? 🤷🏼‍♂️ (fyi: a healthy and happy marriage wouldn’t produce this kind of post 2.Gramps is outta your league)

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#carsonbeck looks like the mascot for #Benadryl #GoDawgs

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@KenBurns Hello, Mr. Burns…if you’re ever in need of an Ashoka Farewell-ish song, I’ve got one for you.

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@Bojangles what is this???

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@lakeboss That’s an ass watching ass

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@pdoocy #Gatortraz sounds better 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Everyone is calling the new detention center #AlligatorAlcatraz but I think it should just be called #Gatortraz

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@Alphafox78 The Halves and Halves Nots

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@HighEndUsedFurn was wondering if it’s a good idea to refinish this table or will it hurt the value? Thanks!

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For the first time in 16 years, I’ll have to go to sleep tonight (somehow) knowing I’ll never hear him snoring at the foot of the bed, again. He was the best. He had been my best friend since I was 24…I’m now 41. I love you and will see you again, Crockett.

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⁦@elonmusk⁩ ⁦@DonaldJTrumpJr⁩ https://t.co/NFwJHX06vO

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@SarahJessixa Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon 🤣

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@RealCandaceO By listening to her “let’s be clear” that she’s been groomed by Obama. WHY IS HE STILL EVEN INVOLVED????