John Weiss

[John Weiss @JWeiss97]

I know I’m just a memory

[luna 🌙 @succubbbitch]

haha yeah what kind of psycho would go to a club and do ketamine

[John Weiss @JWeiss97]

I got speakers if you wanna rave… some records that I’d like to play

[John Weiss @JWeiss97]

Don’t treat me like a stranger, you know I’ve seen you naked

[John Weiss @JWeiss97]

Gonna drown trying to ride my wave, love

[John Weiss @JWeiss97]

These walls would have a lot to say over the past 10 days ☠️

[John Weiss @JWeiss97]

One day, like a magic trick, you snap out of it. You realize you were holding onto the memories of a person that’s no longer with you just for comfort. You realize how much you hurt and stunted yourself all along

[John Weiss @JWeiss97]

Men will hold on to something for literal years longer than they should have due to the fact that they’ve viewed their time spent as an investment. Probably our greatest downfall

[John Weiss @JWeiss97]

Where have you been… coincidence that you was in the same club that I’m in…

[John Weiss @JWeiss97]

@FatKidDeals Where do we find the coupon when it says “on page” can’t find it anywhere

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Olympians do not represent our country. They’re an anomaly. Our country is an casino of chain smoking amputees addicted to fentanyl with a couple of decent places to get a sandwich. Stop saying elite athletes “represent” us lol.

[John Weiss @JWeiss97]

Being morbidly obese does not make you part of a “marginalized group”

[Gina @FlorioGina]

If she used the daily time she spends on Tiktok to instead go to the gym, she would be singing a very different tune.

https://t.co/hVa6AE5uMR

[John Weiss @JWeiss97]

@Liz_Shepherd please help me get back into my account of over 10 years. I’ve tried everything and was told you may be able to help. Thank you in advance

[John Weiss @JWeiss97]

The pickup truck driving Long Island redneck is a very strange phenomenon

[Ankith Harathi @ankithharathi]

A janitor making $4/hour walked into a Fortune 500 company boardroom. Shaking, he took a seat opposite the CEO.

"So I had an idea..." he nervously began.

Years later, that idea would become an iconic consumer brand and make him worth ~$20M.

Here's how that meeting went 🧶👇

[worms cited @christapeterso]

There is so much here

[John Weiss @JWeiss97]

@USPS understand it’s unprecedented times but the inability to get any form of support, update, or anything is incredibly frustrating

[John Weiss @JWeiss97]

92% of people who identify as republicans or democrats are stupid as fuck

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Poll: 92% of Republican Voters think the election was rigged!

[John Weiss @JWeiss97]

If you not bringing something to the table, you ain’t getting a plate. No seats for leaches

[John Weiss @JWeiss97]

Rats in your circle, I could never relate