Snow

what are you doin

[Javrel @javrel_]

THE GENERATOR.

[helen @helen]

dap him up tf up dude he’s waiting

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

"BLACK one🤨🤓?"

"*goat*😅!!!"

WILL FORVER HAVE ME IN TEARS LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Saxophones got loud as FUCK when Dustin took his bookbag off my dawg almost shitted 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

now you know why governments around the world are trying to bring in digital id and social media bans.

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

I’m sorry but he definitely would’ve fooled my ass lol

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Some of the F1 drivers have spoke about the sacrifices their families made to get them to the top, what doesn't get the publicity are the ones who didn't make it. George Russel has spoken about a boy he raced against whose the family sold their house, that boy is now a waiter.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible at his sentencing 😭

[China in English @En_chinaNewsX]

🇮🇷 Iranian Professor Marandi:

“ISIS was created by your regime.

Al-Qaeda was created by your regime.

The head of Al-Qaeda went to the White House — the same organization you say carried out 9/11.

So how are we supposed to know who the terrorists are, based on your standards?”

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The Paradox of Knowledge

[Werkin @StayWerkin]

Wiz Khalifa’s 13-year-old son Bash called him about a kid trying to fight him at the mall, and Wiz gave him real advice about de-escalating, protecting himself, and not putting himself in bad situations 👀💯

He also then told chat he doesn’t care if people clip the moment or criticize his parenting, saying his son is his responsibility and people will get a totally different reaction if they speak on that

[CR1337 @CR1337]

The home of Danish privacy activist Lars Andersen was raided by masked police forces after he published his 'two favourite numbers', a 10 digit and a 8 digit number, spelled out in letters; it were the social security and phone number of Mette Frederiksen, the Prime Minister of Denmark, who wants to ban encryption (CSA) and introduce mass surveillance.

"Rules for thee, but not for me..."

[Arkax 🧪⚠ @AraFriki86085]

So you remenber how the first rule of internet safety was about not telling your real name or showing your face to anyone?

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

aye na but what the fuck he mean by dis

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

They don't want people to figure out that if they just get off their arse they can fix their own community in 2 weeks. They want you to keep paying them taxes so they can fix your community for you. In 3 years. Maybe. Probably not.

[Adika @Adikastakes]

I just realized that I’ve wasted my whole life on the side of twitter that speaks English 😭

[OC Scanner 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @OC_Scanner]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SHOOT A DOG WEARING A BASKETBALL SHIRT.

Fuck No Man.

[BFrog @BFrog__]

mi perro explicándome por que llevarlo con correa le hace perder aura delante de las perritas

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Who would’ve thought that forcing ads every 15 minutes would make young people look for ad-free alternatives?