Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆

Professional Stunt Dick. There’s a high probability that I was conceived in a ‘74 Gremlin. Clapping cheeks and slapping geeks! Raging Ammosexual.

[Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆 @JWennings]

Your honor, I rest my case

[RNC Research @RNCResearch]

MODERATOR: "What qualifications do you have to serve in the U.S. Senate?"

Maine Democrat Ashley Webb: "I'm a songwriter and I write my own books."

[Gabriel 🌩️ @Countcristo44]

Chicken Waffen struck again.

[Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆 @JWennings]

@bierraonabeat Nobody in this video has sensible footwear.

[Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆 @JWennings]

@ABC

[Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆 @JWennings]

@jared_shult Now do migrant poop

[Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆 @JWennings]

@jared_shult I’ve seen battered woman that claim the man that beat them was their whole world… your point?

[Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆 @JWennings]

@CoryBooker Lamest tweet ever. Fag.

[Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆 @JWennings]

@jared_shult Yaaaassss a place to cum!

[Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆 @JWennings]

@SenatorCooney If it’s so independent why they here?

[Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆 @JWennings]

@jared_shult Yaaaasss! A cum pool!

[Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆 @JWennings]

@LibOrNormal …than a $2 pistol.

[Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆 @JWennings]

@jared_shult You have no butt cherry! Yaaaaassss

[Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆 @JWennings]

@ColsRecParks You know they can’t read this right? Cause there they’re retarded niggers.

[Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆 @JWennings]

@jared_shult Cause all the gay butt stuff?

[Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆 @JWennings]

@jared_shult Yaaassss!

[George Alexopoulos @GPrime85]

@JamesGunn @supergirl I'd rather watch two hours of unskippable youtube ads

[Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆 @JWennings]

@rosadelauro Peak cringe.

[Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆 @JWennings]

@jared_shult You guys do butt stuff? 😍

[Jaylon “Sasquatch Dong” Wennings🦍🍆 @JWennings]

@jared_shult Dude, you stick your penis where shit comes from.