Jonathan Whiteley

Architect. Currently interested in Data Engineering.

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@killablegeck0 Wasn't Jackass an 18? Or have they just averaged all 3 movies for the certifcate?

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@CorrieArt Extra time for a hydration break

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@owenjonesjourno Luckily, England's world cup strategy is to make sure "we need our best players on the pitch" is nowhere to be heard.

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@NoContextBrits

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@CooperHillier Like NinFourteenDo?

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@hae_pping @DiscussingFilm Coronation Street?

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@danbloom1 I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. I mean, people forget that traders need access to Dixons.

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@OgBardownski @whenbatmenfly Mr. Clobbering Time

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@SlLENTPRINCESS That cod piece!

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@GMMeyer @CantEverDie The wine pairing itself is insane. That's why a good sommelier at a restaurant will keep your costs down.

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@BalatroGame There's no such thing as a little Balatro. You open the game and you're on 10 runs minimum.

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@fredo_4k @nocontextmemes Harrison Ford

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@alexchunha Tell Taffy I love him

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@davepl1968 Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever used recursion in production systems. I use it a lot in data analysis, for example trying to understand the structure of an XML document from a third party with no schema. But actual prod code, I'd tend to streaming or iteration.

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@Grady_Booch I've been asked to give progress on completion of a migration plan in %. I have no idea how I'm supposed to quantify it. Or really how management expect to interpret it.

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@LloydsBank I have not yet, but I'll check with them later. Are you aware of what the error code is? Thanks,

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@LloydsBank hi, I'm trying to do a regular payment to a family member, something I've done many times in the app, but I'm getting an issue where it says 9200786, with no further details. Is there an issue with faster payments at the moment?

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@HesamSaid @H_H_Gray I'm dead against it. Traders need access to Dixooonnss...

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@fattmellows What, you don't float towards the pie as the steam enters your nostrils?

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@AyoCaesar If you show me a picture of a cat who isn't the most beautiful cat in the world, you ain't showing me a picture of a cat.