Jewsplainer

Official explainer for @JewWhoHasItAll; hers is satire, mine is earnest, @ me for explanations of JWHIA tweets or responses to her. Run by JWHIA writing team.

[Jewsplainer @JWhoKnowsItAll]

Take a look at this thread. Saying "Have a blessed day" is a Christian expression (however universal Christians think it is). The fact that other religions also talk about blessings in other contexts doesn't make this expression somehow not Christian.

[KelmitTheFrog @KelmitTheFrog]

@hiImissmyboyfr1 @GretchenHeber @JehanneIDubrow Oh, nm, apparently Christian people are also out here saying “[this Christian thing] isn’t a Christian thing, it’s just a NORMAL thing.”

[Jewsplainer @JWhoKnowsItAll]

@trumpsafool @JewWhoHasItAll Jew Who Has It All is an account run by 4 people, but when you interact with us, there are usually just two people responding to tweets. It's login shared among the writing team. (the "Jewsplainer account" I am using is our out of character explainer account)

[Jewsplainer @JWhoKnowsItAll]

@zwickykl @JewWhoHasItAll Fish heated up in a microwave can stink up the whole office. Observant Christians may be eating fish instead of meat on Fridays during Lent if they follow traditional Lent restrictions. Therefore the text warns Christians avoiding meat not to stink up the office with their fish.

[Jewsplainer @JWhoKnowsItAll]

JWHIA tweets pointedly, implying that Christian workers didn't wash their faces today, but in fact they came into work with a smudge on their forehead because they are observing Ash Wednesday.

[🇺🇸 JewWhoHasItAll @JewWhoHasItAll]

#DearColleagues,

Just a friendly reminder of our #office #standards on #personal #appearance and #hygiene.

We aim to present ourselves to our clients with the highest standards of #professionalism, and that includes washing our faces each and every day.

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[Jewsplainer @JWhoKnowsItAll]

@zwickykl @JewWhoHasItAll It's a vaguebook microaggression implying that Chrsitian workers didn't wash their faces today, but in fact they came into work with a smudge on their forehead because they are observing Ash Wednesday.

[Jewsplainer @JWhoKnowsItAll]

@JewWhoHasItAll https://t.co/eIHzCBpns8

[Jewsplainer @JWhoKnowsItAll]

We end the message with traditional Jewish greetings. Have a good week!

[Jewsplainer @JWhoKnowsItAll]

@JewWhoHasItAll https://t.co/VpNZiv5wgc

[Jewsplainer @JWhoKnowsItAll]

Jews tend to assume work restrictions on holidays, so there is something worth noting from a Jewish perspective, whether a holiday does or doesn't. Obviously it's not really a pilgrimage holiday but our writer didn't do enough research to realize that.