burts bee addict

twitter is my stream of consciousness

[burts bee addict @JYG_john]

@DavidApathing hi, i want to help my gf build a lillia deck. can you provide guidance/deck list?

[i n d .ᐟ g o @psilocindigo]

me creating problems for myself just so i get a dopamine rush when i solve them

[Ham Newton @kingjames0199]

Every single time

[burts bee addict @JYG_john]

my 6 year old self should have been collecting bitcoin or real estate instead of pine cones🤦

[burts bee addict @JYG_john]

white people cooked when they made the word “bonkers”

[burts bee addict @JYG_john]

biden needs to award me a purple heart the way i held in my farts for the entirety of a four hour flight. i singlehandedly stopped a +200 person onslaught. the self sacrifice was unbelievable. the stomachache comparable to child birth. equivalent to stopping one half of a 9/11

[burts bee addict @JYG_john]

@josephxcho they wanted you to eat your bag

[burts bee addict @JYG_john]

you will see some of the most beautiful people at the airport

[burts bee addict @JYG_john]

beavers: logged in

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

who’s the funniest person they could replace biden with. i say lin manuel miranda

[burts bee addict @JYG_john]

holy shit we're actually so cooked

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

Here's a clip of Joe Biden during the 2012 vice-presidential debate.

[burts bee addict @JYG_john]

vaseline is human WD40

[coal bones @coalbones]

the implied motion of this picture is so insanely strong its practically an optical illusion

[BR41N @theGreatPundo]

What the fuck is Friends about???

[burts bee addict @JYG_john]

god had to nerf mangoes by adding that big ass seed

[Arcane @arcaneshow]

Nothing ever stays dead. #Arcane

[burts bee addict @JYG_john]

hear me out

[burts bee addict @JYG_john]

they playing hillsong worship in ohio gyms

[burts bee addict @JYG_john]

we need more highway lanes then

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

I'm confused because if Tokyo's metro has 33 million more people than Houston's, why does the latter have more congested highways?