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[. @J_Goob]

Embarrassment is an under explored emotion, go out there and make a fool of yourself

[jesse @stonebutched]

me and my girl don't argue she grabs the back of my neck like a dog and I submit

[. @J_Goob]

Work sent us home early last night so I got plastered with my 52 year old coworker at a brewery. He’s my idol

[. @J_Goob]

Pissed in a bottle while driving. Should I throw it at a minivan or drink it?

[. @J_Goob]

Butt chugging beers album coming soon

[. @J_Goob]

Bartender gave me her cigarette and let me smoke inside the bar on the beach. This is how you live life

[. @J_Goob]

There is a Creed concert in town and nobody fuckin told me

[doc hudson @dochudson_]

doc hudson

[. @J_Goob]

Lost 90lbs in the last 1.5 years and now mfs call me fat to my face daily. Should of done that shit last year

[. @J_Goob]

Fuck it I need a motorcycle

[GLIZZYGOAT @glizzygoat420]

Call me Mike Vick the way I’m about to put these dogs down

[. @J_Goob]

Getting a buzz cut and a tattoo today. It’s a good day

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

check on your white boys today

[. @J_Goob]

I was right

[. @J_Goob]

Beers in the sun with my dog sitting by my feet could cure me

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

fool me once, aw man why dude what, fool me twice, aw dude what the hell man fuck, fool me three times, aw shit dude what the fuck man

[. @J_Goob]

Beers in the sun with my dog sitting by my feet could cure me

[. @J_Goob]

@Pablo_DaPlug_ Nah that’s just Lexington and Covington