J. J. Jarman

full time yummy mummy

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What’s the rudest fruit?

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In our hour of need, a hero returns.

[Chilli Daddy @chillidaddy]

We are getting ready for tomorrow! Very excited...

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it’s a mystery

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@PeglerLambert No worries my man. Best to just err on the side of caution with that sort of thing I reckon. Hope you're doing well x

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Hay fever really is Mother Earth getting the last laugh isn’t it

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@jamiecruick Stay strong brotherman 💪

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@nothumanhead scum o’ the earth

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Recently comedy films really haven’t been taking full advantage of the trope where two characters have very similar looking briefcases and they accidentally swap them.

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Been so long since I’ve used a public toilet that I accidentally pissed in the Dyson airblades thinking they were urinals it was horrible piss went everywhere

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If you forgot how disgusting capitalism is for 2 seconds, remember that McDonalds served their coffee at 190 degrees, which is hot enough to leave 3rd degree burns in just 3 seconds of contact with skin. They knew this and decided to serve the coffee at 190 degrees because it had

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My girlfriend asked me to bring her some fruit through from the kitchen. Brought her a tomato because technically tomatoes are a fruit lmao. Anyway does anybody in Bristol got a sofa I can crash on for a while?

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@JordisTweeting Stay strong my dude x

[lucy @arilyonne]

the last boy saved in your camera roll gets you pregnant

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I always like when it rains after a few days of hot sun, but sadly they still haven’t arrested the cops who killed Breonna Taylor.

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seriously how can people have so little respect for the planet

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Saw a fella wearing a denim jacket yesterday.

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