kavo

Just some guy you might know.

[kavo @J_Kavich]

Before you @ me please provide photographic evidence that you have touched grass in the last 48 hours.

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

NEW: In 6-3 ruling, Supreme Court upholds birthright citizenship, except for Italian-“Americans”

[kavo @J_Kavich]

B;;"

[yaya 🍉 @yayathehun]

i miss himbo titty pics

[kavo @J_Kavich]

Imagining the Pope waking up and immediately turning on "murakami bombs compilation" on YouTube to guide his morning prayers

[kavo @J_Kavich]

I am prepared to walk back my concern that Rockstar may have lost the ability to create biting cultural critique that lands in a real world that increasingly resembles parody.

Releasing the physical copy of GTA 6 as an NFT is a fantastic bit.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The physical version of GTA 6 will only include a digital code.

There will be no disc.

[Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins]

If you’re a Midwestern suburbanite who never wonders about why their suburb is where it is and has no curiosity at all about that nearby post industrial city your uncles are afraid of then that’s on you.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jelly Roll has filed for divorce from wife Bunnie XO after 10 years of marriage, TMZ reports.

(https://t.co/EXzdARSRup)

[bej @bejam1n_]

shit look like the holy roman empire

[Adrian @blagojevism]

The thing is: in Chicago, this reads as pro-Pritzker AI slop. We associate such iconography with images of deities.

[. @LAHXLLUClNATlON]

not her greedy ass releasing new variants during Hantavirus debut week... she's not a girl's girl

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Reportedly, the war in Iran is causing a shortage of Diet Coke, per NYP

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

The hantavirus cruise ship conspiracy theories just started hitting my timeline, and the problem is that the conspiracy theorists are addressing people’s questions better than the authorities right now.

[Laura Miers @LauraMiers]

The last shipment of oil arrived in the U.S. yesterday. Buckle up & brace for impact, because there is no plan.

[kavo @J_Kavich]

I feel like people in Wisconsin should know that their state tourism board is targeting 5 minute YouTube ads at me (a FIB) to buy property and move there.

[Grandson @kev_the_hope]

City girls music so mean. Like I don’t deserve no pussy cause I’m financially unstable? Like no pussy at all?

[kavo @J_Kavich]

Guy who understands game theory and picked blue due to suicidal ideation and is really mad about this outcome

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

[Tony Hồ Trần @TonyHoWasHere]

Illinois can do this too if we are brave enough.

[Daniel Kay Hertz @DanielKayHertz]

Three months of construction permits on the West Side (west Humboldt, Garfield Park, North Lawndale) and south lakefront (Bronzeville, Washington Park, Woodlawn)--every square icon is a vacant lot filled in

[kavo @J_Kavich]

Pokeopia dares to ask the question: How can we make pokemon fans beg for a way to remove Ash?

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

your great-great grandparents rocked up to cities that looked like this to work 14-hour shifts in dangerous factories and thought “oh thank fuck we don’t have to farm anymore”

[kavo @J_Kavich]

It is genuinely so interesting to see the feelings of national level politics posters vs locals re: kat.

Anyway, periodic reminder to shut the fuck up about Chicago if you're not from Chicago.