Jacob Miedema

i don't cry when i chop onions

[Jacob Miedema @J_Miedema]

legalize cigarettes at the gym

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@AlexShaneMoore future hopeful cold-cut connoisseur here. thought i'd consult an expert at the beginning of my journey. needing a good entry-level bread that doesn't require a lot of experience, but in return gives a lot of experience. thanks
- j

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@AlexShaneMoore still on for hoops at 5? wanna show you my new gyro step (tzatziki sauce included). served on the bread that sounds like lois saying "peter". we get the win, and then we leave. it's that simple.

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@Sodapoppintv Woah bro they're fitness motivators it's different

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@epargg Canes sauce > life

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@JPNhacks Actually fucking dead tho LUL

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@JPNhacks Wya

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@JPNhacks Lul

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@epargg Honestly do it. Fuck around and just chill.

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@epargg no gaming required. Unless it's Ident.V that shits actually kinda fun af

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@epargg same tho honestly. call me anytime to cheel. been too long. u always workin u need a vacation

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@epargg BROOOOO WHERE YOU BEEN

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@epargg Don't think you need PC for it

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@epargg https://t.co/EW5LBw9AIm

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@BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter
this didn't age well.
Fastest 2 minutes > 3 minutes

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@BarstoolCaleb Over-dawgs all day

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@BarstoolBigCat Thoughts on Balloon Bo(-)$co's card this weekend? It's funny because I put a minus sign in front of his dollar sign #Ryders

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@BarstoolBigCat this games a m(oth)ust see

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@Billyhottakes *billy feetball after squatting 110 once and racking the weights*

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@oHaydun @epargg ^^^^^