Sasquatch

TU 23🐯 (he/him)

[Sasquatch @J_Nin247]

Imagine being asleep in bed and someone wakes you up at 4AM to hand you the McGriddle you asked for over 24 hours ago....I thought the grim reaper was doing me a solid before taking me to hell

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Love a good toaster.

[Criterion Collection @Criterion]

Sunday mood ☕️💘

[Amal El-Mohtar @tithenai]

actually cannot breathe from how wholesome this is, not a single bad thing happens in it & I was real scared for a minute there

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

There is no such thing as unskilled labor. https://t.co/2z2nkPsXyN

[Austine @theereal_one]

y’all ever wake up from a dream & be impressed??! like damn, the narrative structure and plot line was amazing 😭😭

[violin bug 🇵🇸 @violinbug]

if crows had hands they’d definitely smoke cigarettes

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

(most disappointed I’ve ever been in my life) no worries!

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

u tellin me a crab ran this goon?

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

well ok then

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

me: when I was your age a paperclip named Clippy would help me write letters to my friends

kid: sure grandpa let’s get u to bed

[normal @amphetaminenap]

this is like a trap set to capture a live american

[Andrea More @amore_orless]

doing my affirmations

[jeremy @wisewordswithjp]

oui oui yesterday i had little croissant and too much coffee and so i had a … how you say … panique attaque

[Dr. Hawk @choppingwoodpod]

David Lynch's iconic Twin Peaks poem

[Sasquatch @J_Nin247]

@teriberrrrri You don’t deserve that man #teambill

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Broooo… you committed a major faux pas in front of the homies last night

[Every Color @everycolorbot]

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