Jacqueline Trudeau

I smile at dogs, not people.
Opinions (and general yelling into the void) all my own.
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[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

Starting with a runner on second base in extra innings is so incredibly jarring.

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

One of my toxic traits is forgetting that my athletic career is 10+ years in the dust and one day randomly deciding I'm going to double up on my workouts for the giggles.

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

@LoProCo The shameful secret that I kept from you for this Snacket is that I am an absolute FIEND for Reese's eggs. I literally cannot have more than one in the house at a time because I will not stop at just one.

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

Update, I shared this in optimism before I saw the two alleged snacks that made it to the championship. I'm so sad.

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

My Sundays will have peace for the foreseeable future, but they'll be so much more boring.

Come for the voting, stay for the incredible commentary!

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

My Sundays will have peace for the foreseeable future, but they'll be so much more boring.

Come for the voting, stay for the incredible commentary!

[The Snacket 🥔 @TheSnacket]

SNACKET X Chompionchip is here!
https://t.co/tniUOk9oSO

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

@LoProCo They were in Italian(?) so not entirely sure but there was some rose-giving to women!

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

Dispatches from Brussels: we have seen one bachelor party in jean button-downs, bandanas, and cowboy hats and another with hoodies with the groom's face on the front (and the groom has a task list on the back of his).

It reminds me of Nashville?

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

@lindaholmes The RedditPZ group actually talks about this intermittently bc there are folks who high-five after each interval (nearly) and they sometimes feel self-conscious that it's annoying to others. We all know and support each other-but it sucks when folks spam/stalk rides and ruin it.

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

I have no idea where I got the ~110 packets number from (I think there's about 50?) but I'm now 7 in and Y'ALL. Also the book says there and back again!!!

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

One day and 4 packets out of ~110 down and I'm so thrilled with this progress (and this purchase) 😍

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

One day and 4 packets out of ~110 down and I'm so thrilled with this progress (and this purchase) 😍

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

@TriciaMathison @thatabbeysmith Or you show it to him and the students have to coordinate a menu among attendees and each bring a dish potluck style?

[The Snacket 🥔 @TheSnacket]

Snacket X, Round 1: https://t.co/6VgXfq3VPt

#snacket #snacketX #thesnacket

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

Snacket X has dropped and I am selecting with joy and abandon now but I know for certain I will be in utter agony in the coming weeks.

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

In a full circle moment, they closed with "Mr. Brightside."

I went wild. The kids had no idea what the song was.

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

I'm at a bat mitzvah and these kids are reacting to Bieber's "Baby" the way I react to Mr. Brightside and it's incredible.

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

Update: There was an attempted TikTok interlude but we're back do dancing and they have gone feral for "Party in the USA" 🤣

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

Oh that explains the new random ache this morning. My youth is an accessory for HISTORICAL DOLLS.

[Jacqueline Trudeau @J_True]

Really great (short!) 🧵

[That Clerk Rachel 🗳️ @badachie]

There's nothing Election Day as a holiday aims to solve that wouldn't be better solved with expanded access to mail and early voting.