JayWashhinYoBitch

Forever Doin Me. Path Oriented. Above it All. Samely Different. 🌕🐺🤑🦈 D〽️V.

[JayWashhinYoBitch @J_Washh]

Bruh how u gone lie like this

[JayWashhinYoBitch @J_Washh]

Hit that transfer portalllll

[JBoogz @JeremyBoogz]

Im crying cause of the accuracy 😂😂

[JayWashhinYoBitch @J_Washh]

https://t.co/9pY3hojx2F

[Jago𓆩♡𓆪 @educated_scally]

I think love is communication. Not because you never disagree, but because you care enough to talk about what isn't working instead letting resentment quietly grow. I think love is being able to say, "This hurt me," and feeling safe enough to say it.

[JayWashhinYoBitch @J_Washh]

Excited for the weekend 😁

[JayWashhinYoBitch @J_Washh]

Damn, I forgot my sandwich

[soren's sweetheart 🌻 @nitemarephase]

i keep wanting to quote lines and its just this entire middle section

[🧋reluctant🧋 @swodieodie]

The worst part is it’s exactly what she asked for 😂

[Storyteller Lemmy @LemmySmackett]

"His power level is over 9000? That's nothing, Gohan. When you grow up, you're gonna learn big numbers aren't everything."

"But—"

"Just listen: I have to blow into a little tube when I start my car."

"Okay."

"It's called an Ignition Interlock Device. Court ordered. It detects my blood alcohol concentration level."

"Uh huh.

"And if it's over 0.08%, I can't drive."

"Wow."

"Zero point zero eight, Gohan. That's all it takes to get a DWI. Remember that."

"Okay."

"Zero point zero eight."

"Zero point zero eight."

"And then it won't matter what your power level is because you won't be able to drive 6 blocks down to the nearest ABC liquor on a Friday night, and get yourself a little treat for being such a great coach."

"Huh."

"It's a travesty, Gohan!"

"A travesty."

"And I'm living it. I'm living the travesty."

"Coach, if you don't mind me asking—"

"Hm?"

"Couldn't you just walk?"

[pft] "Walk."

"It's only six blocks..."

"What's the furtherest you've ever walked, Gohan?"

"Well—"

"Cause I'll tell you right now: you get an apartment on the wrong side of town, you're gonna learn some blocks are longer than others."

"—actually, everyone in my family can fly."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Huh. That must be very convenient for you."

"Coach, can I ask another question?"

"Shoot."

"Why's it called a DWI?"

"Nobody knows, Gohan. They used to call it a DUI, but they changed it."

"..."

"And no one knows why."

[JayWashhinYoBitch @J_Washh]

What they say? lol my team 1-0 this week, wbu?

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Oh Shit, a Rat (2019)

[Griddy: Football Puzzles @Griddy_FF]

“Ohio State leads 23-3!”

Ohio State:

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

One of the best punt team reps of all time

[JayWashhinYoBitch @J_Washh]

Wow in true commanders fashion 💀

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Tell her Derrick Henry still doing it

[JayWashhinYoBitch @J_Washh]

@jayathesensei Legit stay in the house lol

[Zach Bollinger @zachbollinger18]

Watching the Ravens enter the 4th quarter up 2 scores and end up winning by 3 scores instead of imploding.

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

because real niggas already a dying breed

[JayWashhinYoBitch @J_Washh]

The song the magic gold making fart sings to Morty