“I want a thousand on Strike Force in the 4th at Churchill Downs today.”
“What the fuck, Pete, this is the bullpen. I can warm up Norm Charlton if you want that.”
When you launched a couple of Wiffle homers on a 90-degree day then came inside with your friends and plowed through about a half-dozen of these bastards ... nobody tells you at the time but that’s actually about as good as life gets.
If you don’t bite number 2, what’s the point of making a sandwich at all? That 2 bite is one of the most universally agreed upon things, no? You basically sacrifice yourself biting the corners first to set up that no-crust-bite