jpo

there’s cheese on the moon, pack your crackers

[jpo @JabbaRaba]

Everybody smokes.

[jpo @JabbaRaba]

It’s late at night but I think I could beat every Girl Scout in America in an arm wrestling match.

[Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps @JoeRoganRecaps]

Joe Rogan is stunned after Yellowstone creator Taylor Sheridan exposes how vegans lied about almond milk being healthy and good for the environment:

SHERIDAN: “It takes 19 gallons of water to make just one almond.”

ROGAN: “😂😂😂 That’s ridiculous is that real?”

SHERIDAN: “Yeah it’s real it takes 1900 gallons of water per pound of almonds. It’s nuts.”

ROGAN: “My doctor told me almonds aren’t even good for you.”

SHERIDAN: “Almond milk isn’t really even almond milk. It’s actually almond juice and then we add a ton of sugar to it and call it almond milk.”

ROGAN: “That’s why it tastes good. My doctor told me I had high oxalates from eating too many almonds which can cause kidney stones.”

SHERIDAN: “Huh that’s interesting.”

ROGAN: “There’s a lot of foods that are high in oxalates that people have no idea about. I used to do these kale smoothies thinking it was healthy, but I was just blasting my body with oxalates.”

SHERIDAN: “Have some eggs and bacon bro. It’s healthier for you.”

[jpo @JabbaRaba]

Waterpark Capital of the world.

[jpo @JabbaRaba]

Turned 30 on the 30th coincidentally.
I’m feeling like an ESPN documentary.

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

The fact the odds of walking up to a random guy, and that dude have a gambling account is -110 is one of the funniest things about the simulation

[jpo @JabbaRaba]

Ol’ Red was heading north to Tennessee and I was headin’ south.

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

the game has changed and it's so much better for kyle's health

[jpo @JabbaRaba]

I’m convinced a dog’s favorite part of treats is using the sniffer for the crumbs that fall as a bonus treat.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven

[jpo @JabbaRaba]

Is this a James Bond movie?

[jpo @JabbaRaba]

Just a reminder that happy people will encourage others, attractive people will compliment, and successful people will support.

[Asad 🇵🇰 @asadfacts]

"The first sip from the glass of natural sciences will make you an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you."

— Werner Heisenberg, Father of Quantum Physics

[jpo @JabbaRaba]

@yeahytk 8/9, damn it’s time to get it.

[staysaasy @staysaasy]

You can’t imagine how great it was to be a pizza delivery guy in 2005.

Entire families would celebrate your arrival like you were Santa Claus.

You’d have to navigate via map like a pirate.

Cops never messed with you. You’ve never seen a pizza delivery guy pulled over on the side of the road.

You got to carry around a wad of cash like a gangster.

Go back to the pizza shop and flirt with the waitresses. Chop it up with the cooks. Tease the new guy because he has a crush on a waitress (they later got married).

And they had just made a new classic rock radio station in NJ 105.7. So you could cycle between that, 104.3, and 92.3 and basically always have a banger on the radio.

Get off work and have more energy than when you went in.

Truly glorious.

[jpo @JabbaRaba]

@JMart_33 Disclaimer; you and I did not get married.

[jpo @JabbaRaba]

Happy 30th Mr. @JMart_33 , aka Mr. Y, Title-town, a dog’s best friend, and sir laughs a lot.

[jpo @JabbaRaba]

5 likes and I’ll post my top 5 pictures of Jmart for his bday! 🎉

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

Report: Giannis Antetokounmpo could be traded from the Bucks in 2026, 2027, 2028, 2029, or 2030 per ESPN insiders.

The Bucks superstar may or may not be traded in the future. 👀

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Anti-ICE protesters are destroying a Hilton hotel in Minnesota they believe ICE agents are staying at.

[jpo @JabbaRaba]

Hard to say for sure but I’d guess this guy throws his xbox controller at the TV when the wifi lags.
So good for him for getting outside today!

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Anti-ICE protester: “Shoot me in the f***** head”

https://t.co/GxWp7jMXys

[Jaxson Callaway (AT) @AggiesToday]

just saw this on a fernando mendoza edit 🥲🥲

[jpo @JabbaRaba]

@Ballislife 2 points in 21 minutes during a 33 point loss tonight