Melissa Eldritch Horrors

Here for a weird time not a good or a long time. Temporarily animated corpse.

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@politico @realDonaldTrump Recent news really casts a new light on this post

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@beabonnet29 👑

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@sambaschutte 👀

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@octopuscaveman Jeb is my dog’s name.

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@octopuscaveman yeah, honestly, no complaints.

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@BYUsupersoaker can someone add “like a g6” for ya girl

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@MissedtheFence @Imani_Barbarin He’s talking about Buzz Peterson, not Buzz Aldrin. Easy mistake to make. 😂

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@SonOfThePlains @PinstripeBungle That poor guy is going to die of alcohol poisoning when he gets out because I would also like to buy him a beer. So would half of the country.

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@sspiriorum Like bro, say killer klowns from outer space or something.

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@KalansPhantomFF Lucius what the F

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@KalansPhantomFF Checkov’s arm

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@KalansPhantomFF Lucius across the parking lot with his binoculars

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@KalansPhantomFF Lucius, my hero

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@KalansPhantomFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ger🌭 @gerawaycar]

If you need help choosing who to cheer for during the Super Bowl just remember one team WILL be going to the White House and one won’t because they declined last time that man was in office soooo go birds baby

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@AmericaExpanded Who is Columbia? Do you mean Colombia?

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@KalansPhantomFF Me

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@KalansPhantomFF This is so good. (K)Not me getting back into SMAUs

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@bonnypitty Yes. Gimme