Jackie

Cat lady. Librarian. Striving to be your friendly neighborhood pond witch. She/Her.

[Ella Glorp @ellaglorp]

One must imagine Sisyphos happy…

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

A24's Doomsday

[Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus]

Such hack writing, setting all those clues they’ll kill off McConnell only to fridge one of the queer characters.

[Jackie @Jac_KayS]

If someone shows up to my house in this outfit on Halloween, they’re getting all my candy.

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

An inflatable Rotta the Hutt costume is available for purchase at Spirit Halloween

[Dan Casey @DanCasey]

kids don’t even say “trick or treat” anymore, they just tell you how they want to be their own man

[KOKO @uzurpatori_]

Maybe the reason they won’t let Mitch McConnell die yet is because he’s pregnant

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

RIP Mitch McConnell. You would have loved covering up the death of a sitting senator to keep a democrat from filling the seat.

[ً @monrues]

how long after sex is it appropriate to put on star wars: revenge of the sith

[Emmett McMahon @isuperebba]

Materialists 2

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Guy admits he would fuck roadkill if God wasn't watching him: "Checkmate atheists"

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

What if this is the one that’s right

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He said he wishes men would stop wearing slim fit suits, adopt animals from their local animal shelter, and build affordable housing in walkable neighborhoods. I told him thank you.

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

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[Ren @RenRooked]

got really attached to the idea of a jackalope large enough to ride

#digitalart #art

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Today, we remember Russell “Rusty” Casse, who made the ultimate sacrifice fighting for our independence.

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Made Jell-O shots to bring to the 4th of July bbq 🤗

[Tim Hale @EcnoTheNeato]

Eagles chant in the background for the soccer pre-game!

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

me when i see halloween decor on store shelves during the first week of july