Jace Wayland

I am the illegitimate love-child of sarcasm and wit. |Mortal Instruments RP - Spoilers|

[Jace Wayland @JaceWayland]

@pacmanouis I'm usually the one doing the killing. What did I do this time?

[Jace Wayland @JaceWayland]

@Nicole2002S Embarrassing @ClaryAFray is always fun. @Praetor_Kyle @coryjames13

[Jace Wayland @JaceWayland]

@Dianaloka112 That's one sexy Shadowhunter!

[Jace Wayland @JaceWayland]

@csoruk I love me, too.

[Mortal Instruments @TheMIQuotes]

Jordan: People think Shadowhunters are myths. Can you grant wishes?
Jace: That depends, do you wish to be punched in the face?
- CoFA.

[Jace Wayland @JaceWayland]

@ClaryAFray Next time you're planning to injure yourself to get my attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

[Clary Fray @ClaryAFray]

@BatgirlCarson His code name of choice isn't "Hotschaft Von Hugenstein" out of humility. @JaceWayland @RockyNinja15

[Jordan Kyle @Praetor_Kyle]

Today is "Annoy Clary with innuendos" day?! I lost the memo!

[Rockly @RockyLove42]

@ClaryAFray Says the girl who got pinned in the alleyway @JaceWayland

[Jace Wayland @JaceWayland]

@BatgirlCarson https://t.co/wZxGDryTZx @RockyNinja15 @ClaryAFray

[Jace Wayland @JaceWayland]

@QuackingAwesome Not really. I can't take my eyes off Clary, as well.

[Jace Wayland @JaceWayland]

@ClaryAFray Pineapples are notoriously heavy. @BatgirlCarson

[Jace Wayland @JaceWayland]

@AwesomeTWFan Much like Clastian, Jimon is not a real thing. @TMI_Memes @FrequentlyNerdy

[Jace Wayland @JaceWayland]

@BatgirlCarson Shh. Clary's too innocent for such innuendos. @ClaryAFray

[Jace Wayland @JaceWayland]

Now that's what I'm talking about. #COHFcover “@marsthenerd: @JaceWayland I fixed it :) http://t.co/B2L2lXjSPC”

[Jace Wayland @JaceWayland]

My lack of presence on the #COHFcover disturbs me. But Clary looks stunning. (Pretend Sebastian is actually Church)

[Jordan Kyle @Praetor_Kyle]

So what? I'll probably die, but I'm sure Jace, Clary, Alec, Izzy or even Maia will kick that douche that's called Jonathan Morgenstern!

[Sebastian Verlac @PersonalDemon]

So incest was only okay when it was Jace and Clary? Hypocrites. #CoHF

[Clary Fray @ClaryAFray]

@PersonalDemon Can't you see how fantastic my middle finger looks?

[Jace Wayland @JaceWayland]

@reneeenay That's for us to guess at and for @cassieclare to know. #CoHF