Jaci Stofferahn

Miss North Dakota USA 2012
born & raised on North Dakotan dirt, I enjoy the funnies in life & like to wear sweats on my off days

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

When the first movie was really bad it rarely leads to a successful sequel.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Can’t believe we’re doing this shit again

[Tony @Mesnia1016]

@TheTweetOfGod He will always have Mother.

[Jaci Stofferahn @JaciStofferahn]

We can hope

[Possessionista @Possessionista]

Took my kid on a college tour this weekend. The admissions person said something I can't stop thinking about.

"With 50k kids, you're guaranteed to meet someone exactly like you. You'll also meet someone who is the opposite of you. Find that person. That's where learning starts."

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the best part of sitting in the exit row is when the flight attendant comes by to make you promise not to be a coward

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

every race is like The Democrat has a narrow 50.1-49.9 lead over Republican challenger Gunch Hitler who ran on a platform of exploding everyone

[Paul Palmeri @ThisPaul]

This is why you eavesdrop everyday. To sharpen your skills for an event like this

[Paul Palmeri @ThisPaul]

My wife and I are at dinner and the table next to us is an older couple interviewing a guy to see if he’s worthy of dating their daughter and this is the best thing to ever happen to me

[President Rufus T. Firefly @Stewey444]

@JonathanTurley Number of Supreme Court justices shot and killed in the past 163 years: 0

Number of children shot and killed in the past 163 days: 693.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

In the 80’s Ginni Thomas was a member of a cult called Lifespring, offering to unlock superhuman potential. She was “deprogrammed” and became a vigorous anti-cult crusader.

In 2018, Ginni Thomas joined Qanon.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

To ask teachers to be on the front line of mass shootings, the front line of a pandemic, and the front line of the struggle against inequality all while underpaying them and systematically underfunding the education system is both cruel and a recipe for societal collapse.

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

It’s bullshit to say it’s too soon to politicize this moment. Children’s lives are politicized every single day—these children deaths were preventable and were politicized before they were even born.

This country actively legislates the deaths of tomorrows children everyday.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The same Republicans refusing to prevent children from being murdered at school are refusing to reenact the expanded child tax credit, which lifted millions of children out of poverty.

There's nothing "pro-life" about them.

[Brian McBride @BrianDMcBride]

CNN's Alisyn Camerota just asked a Texas state representative "why does your legislature work so quickly to protect embryos but not for living, breathing 10-year-olds?"

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

“Women can’t have rights because they have a deeply rooted history of not having rights” is not the winning argument Republicans think it is.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

In this day in age, there are so many ways to avoid unwanted pregnancy. I just watched a video of #MadisonCawthorn show how he and his cousin avoid the risk of pregnancy.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

one thing i’ve learned about communicating better is people hate it

[beanslover (jACAB Blizard) @JacobBlizard]

We gotta put the god back in TGIFridays

[Francesca @BarstoolFran]

Pour one out for Glenn tonight! #Oscars