Hermann Mayer

Señor Software Engineer, @[email protected]

[Nate Hopkins @hopsoft]

GlobalID is the most underrated bit of tech in the Rails ecosystem. https://t.co/bgaME9TDuc

[Daniel Dib @danieldibswe]

Learning REST and was once again reminded of the 8 fallacies of distributed systems:

The network is reliable.
Latency is zero.
Bandwidth is infinite.
The network is secure.
Topology doesn't change.
There is one administrator.
Transport cost is zero.
The network is homogeneous.

[Hermann Mayer @Jack12816]

Ich habe mich gerade mit meinem MdEP in Verbindung gesetzt und sie / ihn dazu aufgefordert, ein modernes Urheberrecht zu schaffen! #fixcopyright! Kontaktiert Eure EU-Abgeordneten unter https://t.co/7MDvjHsRTP #fixcopyright

[Hermann Mayer @Jack12816]

Meanwhile at HAUSGOLD <3 https://t.co/lBsBJgiOni

[Hermann Mayer @Jack12816]

New keyboard arrived. Switched to Norman layout. Relearn typing. Thanks tenderlove for the inspiration! #ergodox #norman #keyboard

[Hermann Mayer @Jack12816]

I've completed 7 Pull Requests for Hacktoberfest! https://t.co/R6hS1Y0PBp

[Slobodan Stojanović @slobodan_]

Scotty.js has a few new shinny features thanks to @Jack12816 - https://t.co/yIbrSxJVK2 :)

[Hermann Mayer @Jack12816]

“Exponential growth devours and corrupts” by @dhh https://t.co/196FggbePi

[Hermann Mayer @Jack12816]

What a great conf, so nice people, top speakers and high quality topics! Thank you! #vueconf2017 #vueconf

[Hermann Mayer @Jack12816]

“Programming with a love of the implicit” by @dhh https://t.co/zRDsnUI8bW

[James Archer @jamesarcher]

For anyone who feels bad about their product backlog, just remember that Outlook has been rendering smiley faces as "J" for eight years.

[Honest Update @honest_update]

Nothing was actually wrong, we just took it all down to remind you we're here. How's it going?

[Honest Update @honest_update]

If our outage notification is displayed in the UI, but you can't see it does it REALLY count as downtime?

[DHH @dhh]

"We found a consistent positive relationship between profanity and honesty", fuck yeah, BECAUSE SCIENCE 😂 https://t.co/H4Cu88Rwuy

[Linux @Linux]

Sending you a warm cuddle to wish you a happy Penguin Awareness Day! 🐧

[Aaron Patterson @tenderlove]

Ruby: Everything is an Object
Lisp: Everything is a function
C: Everything is a segfault

[About Programming @abt_programming]

"A successful software tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by its author" - Stephen Johnson

[Hermann Mayer @Jack12816]

Neues Projekt is live! https://t.co/bYwVn3eZO5

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

There are basically three kinds of whiskey that you need in life:

[Hermann Mayer @Jack12816]

Aus Alt mach Neu - Kunststoff bleichen - YouCheckIt https://t.co/AeSCYEHUUO via @YouTube