Babysitter calls. Says the kids are asleep but the giant Marin statue is creeping her out. asks if she can move it to the basement. Parent says: “take the kids, get out of the house immediately, and call the police. we don’t have an $8000 life-sized Marin statue”
@tzukima incredibly fucking tuff. this is the single most beautiful thing i have seen on twitter in the entirety of my life. this is just incredible. your are absolutely incredible, as is that beautiful URG-I. amazing. thank you, thank you so much.