Greatest facial hair since the paleolithic era. Facial landlord is former Navy Seal/thriller writer Jack Carr. Parody account. 'The beard is funny' - The Bus
@EPBAuthor@GlennPasch@btsdesigns@BestThrillBooks Give a beard a break, Bish. Kinda busy over here preparing for a book release, trying to convince Jack to add more facial hair in the next one, and executive producing a surefire hit Amazon series. Plus it's cold AF out. So I'm "hibernating" next to a cozy fire whenever possible.
@EPBAuthor@JackCarrUSA Well, if I were you, I'd think long and hard about your choices. Because my follicle father has a unique set of skills that you probably don't want to be on the receiving end of just because you left him off your list. Just saying.
Congrats to The Beard's biggest super fan, @EPBAuthor, on the publication of The Body Man today. I hear it's pretty good, but frankly I'm disappointed it's not called The Bearded Man. Just saying. I thought we had a good thing going here Eric. SMH ๐ง๐ป
@mlcarter34@AtriaMysteryBus@JackCarrUSA Well, I'm so magnificent that I am the ambassador program. But bringing in a few more people would be nice. The Beard can always use a few more friends ๐ง๐ป
@AtriaMysteryBus@Reuters I can neither confirm nor deny that I was clandestinely in attendance. It's classified and you're not cleared for that information.
Wouldn't have happened if the book was titled IN THE BEARD. No way anyone would allow a publication delay for that exceptional masterpiece of literature๐ง๐ป
IN THE BLOOD publication has shifted from April 12 to March 29 and now to May 31.
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Why the changes? I am sworn to secrecyโฆbut I will let you know as soon as it is declassifiedโฆwhich should be soonโฆ
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