Jack Chatland

[Swedish House Furniture @UkuleleKev]

England in training tomorrow

[Cian ☘️🇾🇪 @Cian_McGivern]

Matt Le Tissiers wife lying next to him telling him to go to sleep while he argues with an AI bot

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

Reminder that Lisandro Martinez was sent off for “violent conduct” just 6 days ago for touching someone’s hair bobble… @FA_PGMOL

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

Gabriel was very smart by headbutting Haaland and not accidentally removing his hair bobble in an aerial duel. By avoiding 'violent conduct' he receives a yellow card rather than a red and three-game suspension. Well done, good process.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Bruno Fernandes was incensed in the 89th minute when he believed Romeo Lavia stamped on him. Michael Oliver ignored him & VAR did not intervene. Turns out he had a point.

Isn't this exactly what violent conduct is, @FA_PGMOL? How was this not acted on?

“Violent conduct is when a player uses or attempts to use excessive force or brutality against an opponent when not challenging for the ball.. regardless of whether contact is made.”

[🎥: @FergieStandards]

[Jamie Ohara @Mrjamieohara1]

He actually did it 😂 to dare is to poo

[mooresy @jamesmoores_]

Apparently this isn’t worth a ban but Maguire saying some naughty words is😂😂

[JT 🏆 @DaRealDonreal]

Imagine he takes Woking from the Conference to the Champions League in six seasons. Stuff like that doesn't go unnoticed.

[. @jtferz]

Fifa shifting from indie music to drill is the biggest indication of a crumbling society

[AndyMk_83 @AndyMk_83]

We're all a bit confused about the two penalty decisions but worry not, Dermot Gallagher will be in the @SkySportsNews studio on Monday to tell us how both decisions were absolutely spot on by the brilliant Stuart Atwell.

[Chris Winterburn @cmwinterburn]

Unsure how the identical foul made by Maguire is a penalty, but the one on Amad isn't. Premier League once again showcasing their best in class officiating.

[🍊 @KPmufc]

Basically...

[Fudge🍫 @Danfudge]

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
On PlayStation one (2000)

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

We were always going to lose eventually under Carrick, but it shouldn’t have been that one.. especially under those circumstances.

Awful performance. Awful.

[Paul Manc Bald and Bred @MufcWonItAll2]

We were horrendous against 11 men and even more horrendous against 10 men.

[Gb @Geeb1872]

This is brilliant from Roy Keane tbf

[Stretford Post @StretfordPost]

Always remembered. Never forgotten.

The Flowers of English football.
The Flowers of Manchester.

🌹❤️

[Stretford Post @StretfordPost]

Spot on! 😂