Jack Chunko

Pardon me, hombre, but there's so much pepper in this Mac and cheese that it's gonna make me fucking Mac and sneeze

[Jack Chunko @JackChunko]

Wow son thats a gorgeous little dance youre doing. God damn boy! Damn... Little dance hes doing looks good right hun? Cute little dance to entertain during dinner. God damnit

[Jack Chunko @JackChunko]

@myraxol Elaborate on it funneling predominantly Survivor players into playing Killer. The direct function of it seems to be doing the exact opposite thing

[Backrooms For DBD @BackroomsForDBD]

I think some survivor players just want to be cradled to sleep and bottle fed by the killer while they hum a lullaby

[Jack Chunko @JackChunko]

High school English teachers in Boston:

[Jack Chunko @JackChunko]

PSA DBD fans: to win against Jason you still need to do generators

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Y’all keep me laughing with these text messages every day bruh. Swear I got the best phone 😂

[ana flores @ticoslayed]

So they announced June 4th as a date for news and the news was that on June 5th there would be news and then the news on June 5th (today) was that there will be news on June 14th

[Jack Chunko @JackChunko]

People get dopamine off the deaths of monsters e.g. John McCain and Henry Kissinger and now everyone tries to get that buzz off of like totally random ass people and everyone looks like total psychopaths frothing at the mouth with glee over this shit

[Jack Chunko @JackChunko]

@2Josher why does he narrate this shit like an auctioneer

[Jack Chunko @JackChunko]

@Jebzalis @BHills_03 @Skallywag_again This is the very first sequel

[Jack Chunko @JackChunko]

send this to youre dumbass boss

[Jack Chunko @JackChunko]

Also printed below pictures of my gross cock and ass hole

[Jack Chunko @JackChunko]

@RammyMolnar Cant get nothin by you

[Jack Chunko @JackChunko]

I write all my emails between 9am - 1pm but I schedule send for that shit to arrive at 3:54am. And I attach AI generated photos of myself in a coffin weeping

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

I just scheduled an email for 8:13am instead of 8:00am just to seem less desperate and more casual like I just cooked this one up on the go kind of vibe

[Jack Chunko @JackChunko]

Doomsday Clock committee member, 5 minutes before noon: This is the closest that Lunch has been in our lifetime

[Jack Chunko @JackChunko]

@rbnmckenna86 Entering academia is all about trying to scientifically prove you are cool, an impossible task

[Jack Chunko @JackChunko]

Adding "aftermath" will really fuck up any google search

[Jack Chunko @JackChunko]

bro this is crazy, look up "porky pig sucking cock" on AI porn picture generator

[Jack Chunko @JackChunko]

Payback would be unloading a clip into the Euphrates River. Your son was destroyed by a body of water engulfing his machine

[Mini Modu @MinModulation]

insanity

[Jack Chunko @JackChunko]

Guy for whom cheeseburgers are as common as breaths: You never know when a cheeseburger will be your last